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Jordan Hamilton
@bearsfanjordan.bsky.social
I'm a nerd, meme stealer, Graboid hunter, leftist, and around fun dude. Trying to be the best ally I possibly can.

Not always successful, though.

He/him
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liberals are not stupid, they just think you are
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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you shouldn't have to explain to economists that money is finite and that wealth has to *come from somewhere*

they know
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I was cleaning out my attic tonight and found this. Any idea what it is? It seems like a puzzle box or something. I’m going to play around with it and see what happens. 😬
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The idea that sexual abuse is part of “private” life instead of a public crisis has done incalculable damage. Anti-rape activists have to fight to even make it possible to expose sexual abuse as a wrongdoing in public without being silenced and undermined. That fight is far from won
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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After months of delays, House Republicans have released tens of thousands of pages of documents from Jeffrey Epstein's estate.

More evidence — namely, photographs and videos — may soon be publicized.
Trump “Knew About The Girls”: Calls Grow For Full Epstein Files After Release of Emails
After months of delays, House Republicans have released tens of thousands of pages of documents from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate, after Democrats earlier publicized emails suggesting that President Trump...
www.democracynow.org
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Adelita Grijalva has been sworn in. There are now 218 votes to release the Epstein Files.
November 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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like pick the movies or shows of any of the guys at the top and tell me what they're really about

not a plot synopsis

but themes, metaphors, even basic allegories? anything? Tarantino almost gets a pass for a few of his works but he tends to contradict himself within his own work so ehhh
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I still maintain that J.J., the Duffers, the Russos, and Tarantino all have the exact same problem in that they obsess over the surface level elements of their hyperfixations so much that they completely miss why any of it matters
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I have this one who lives on my desk and I love him, he's my son
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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It's been a real "get punched in the face by chronic illness" day, so I called out of work and parked it next to Cecil and Melissa on the couch

I am now looking at Baby Three plushies on Mercari to feel alive again

I mean, come on

Look at these doofy little faces
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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“The fact that this very basic fundamental human right of being able to feed yourself adequately is being used as a cudgel by this administration in order to play a political game makes me so angry." — @melbuer.bsky.social
The voices of SNAP
Recipients have become political pawns. They explained, in their own words, what Trump withholding funds has been like.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Updated: Our tracking guide with the Pentagon’s latest lethal strike on a boat suspected of drug trafficking. Three men were killed in the Caribbean Sea, Defense Secretary Hegseth posted last night, raising the toll to at least 70 killed in this bombing campaign. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Tracking U.S. Military Killings in Boat Attacks
In two months, the Trump administration has killed dozens of people it accused of smuggling drugs aboard boats. Here are the acknowledged strikes so far.
www.nytimes.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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ZOHRAN MAMDANI
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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ALL RIGHT AP JUST CALLED IT WITH 69% OF THE VOTE HA HA HA HA
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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as someone who was on SNAP four times let me tell you it would be *phenomenally hard* to exploit, they put *a lot of effort* into giving you *as little as possible* and are horrendously understaffed

if someone has managed to abuse the system they are Danny Ocean and you should respect the hustle
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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it'll trickle down any minute now
from "The Second Estate: How the Tax Code Made an American Aristocracy" by Ray D. Madoff
October 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ngl I can tell from the Bugonia trailer that there’s going to be an obvious plot twist.

Emma Stone’s look invokes the uncanny valley, easily giving away what the twist is.
October 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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he's just seeing how much he can get away with now

this is what happens when you FA and never FO
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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BREAKING: new racist Republican groupchat has been leaked to Politico featuring texts from Paul Ingrassia, Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel.

Ingrassia’s texts include vile pro-Nazi & racist messages targeting Black people, Chinese people, and Indian people.
October 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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On this day in 1958, Ritchie Valens released "La Bamba." A rock 'n' roll revolution in under 3 minutes — and one of the first hits to ever blend English and Spanish lyrics.
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM