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Michael Bettendorf
@beardedbetts.bsky.social
Writer. Eater of Books. Lover of Comics. Library Tech. Drummer. Burrito enthusiast. He/Him husband. '23 Brave New Weird recipient, '25 Pushcart, '21 BOTN, & '21 BSF nominated. TRVE CVLT out now @Tenebrous Press.
www.michaelbettendorfwrites.com.
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Find my experimental black metal horror gamebook published by @tenebrouspress.bsky.social as well as my other links here:
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Writer. Eater of Books. Lover of Comics. Library Tech. Drummer. Burrito slut.
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November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Pre-orders are open! Pretty excited to have a story in the first volume of @sluggerfiction.bsky.social. Super cool antho of stories, each paired with artwork! Very cool stuff! Check it out!
Pre-orders open for Vol. 1 The cover and interior photos are from the physical proof copy. 8.5 x 11 inches of glorious horror. We have a modest goal of 25 pre-orders. Current count: 7. PDF is $5. Print is $12 + shipping.
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Come hang with @anthonyengebretson.bsky.social and I this weekend! Gonna be a good 'un!
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The release of Alex's new book isn't too far off!
"...unsettling and immersive sci-fi thriller. Readers will be on the edges of their seats."

PUBLISHERS WEEKLY BABY

www.publishersweekly.com/9781787589186
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Locus. Stoker. Nebula. Uhhh...the other big ones, but also the Cummies 👀💦 @deadlanguagespod.bsky.social
It's already getting to be that time of year. I've got a handful of stories eligible for awards this year. I appreciate any consideration.
💚💀🤘

Also, enjoy my best dog, Laser-Clover.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I read this bad boy. Was it performative? Who knoooows?!
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What is that feeling? You've felt it before. A visceral tug, threatening to fragment every bit of your being. A desire to performatively read what you please. Attention-starved Others judge you while you mind your goddamn business. It doesn't bother you. You've given into the abyss, and it is trve.
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you're around Lincoln this weekend, swing by the inaugural Nerd Fest. I'll be hanging with @anthonyengebretson.bsky.social, slinging some @tenebrouspress.bsky.social books, including TRVE CVLT by yours trvly. #LNK
www.lincolnnerdfest.com
Lincoln Nerd Fest
Lincoln Nerd Fest is a family friendly convention that offers opportunities to buy, sell and trade as you explore artist alley.  Hop in on a DND one shot or join an MTG, Pokemon or Lorcana tournament....
www.lincolnnerdfest.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's officially release day for @itsmedavidcorse.bsky.social 's Cerulean Sky! Huge congratulations to you, bud 💙

Give it a peek and consider ordering it at polymathpress.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
David's new book Cerulean officially drops tomorrow. Y'all should check it out!

Congratulations on the release. Hope you had a blast at thr launch @itsmedavidcorse.bsky.social 🩵
Launch party pics!
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When I worked at Target over a decade ago, I was working a shift, sick as shit, but couldn't afford to take time off (they kept me at 38-39 hours so I couldn't get benefits). Our head store manager saw me and said, "you should try to look happier."
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Genre breakdown:
Devil is Fine- Weird West/Horror
# E0E0E0 Sky- SF/surreal
Never Odd or Even- Weird SF/Horror/Slipstream
Complete Collapse- SF/Cyberpunk
Lunar Wilderness- Weird SF
Counter Offer- Weird SF
Drabble Set- Cyberpunk/tech-noir
Traced in Air- SF/ecohorror
Cat-SF/Cyberpunk
Jesus&Joker-CNF
It's already getting to be that time of year. I've got a handful of stories eligible for awards this year. I appreciate any consideration.
💚💀🤘

Also, enjoy my best dog, Laser-Clover.
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Had an excellent time at Barnes & Noble Southpointe in #LNK talking horror, writing, our anti-AI sentiments. They are such wonderful hosts and local authors are very fortunate to have one of our B&N locations not only support, but openly advocate for us. Shout-out to Ally. You're gem and a real one.
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Reposted by Michael Bettendorf
Hails to The Line-Up!
They agree that @rascalhartley.bsky.social's DEAR STUPID PENPAL is a must-read.

This unique blend of sci-fi, cosmic horror, buddy comedy & romance is one of the best things you'll read all...ever.

Out next Tuesday, order now here:
store.tenebrouspress.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I'll be hanging with a bunch of local authors tomorrow and will be doing a panel where I get to chat writing, horror, and the stuff. TRVE CVLT continues to lurk, luring folks into the abyss.
Thank you to everyone who has been on the journey with me.
💀💜🤘
See ya tomorrow #LNK at Barnes & Noble south.
Trve Cvlt turns 1 today! If you asked me what my 30s would look like, I wouldn't have guessed it'd be this. Thank you @tenebrouspress.bsky.social Drums by yours truly. Guitars/vocals/production by @rynstonecowboy.bsky.social
I have the coolest friends and
I'm grateful for all of you 💀💜🤘
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Reposted by Michael Bettendorf
Good literary translation requires understanding (language, culture, genre--on both sides of the translation) and an ability to write well. "AI" can't do that. There are no shortcuts. Treat your work and foreign language readers with the respect they deserve. You won't fool anyone with this.
Amazon has launched a new AI-driven translation service, Kindle Translate, for Kindle Direct Publishing authors 👇 #BookSky
Amazon launches AI translation service for indie authors
ebx.sh
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Yeah, we're doing this shit.
🤎🤘🐍
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you're around Lincoln, NE swing by the Southpointe Barnes & Noble this Saturday from 11-4 for this year's author fest. There will be a bunch of us hanging out. I'll be doing a horror/thriller panel at 3. #LNK
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Whoooo! Mark your calendars! Only a week away ❤️‍🔥
Unboxing video!

Cerulean Sky is out Monday, November 10.

polymathpress.com/products/cer...
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This sounds awesome! If you're around, go out and hang with cool folks for a good cause! 💀💚🤘
Yo, Tenebrous Cult!

Friend o'the press Wendy Wagner has been busy pulling together a great fundraiser to support the Oregon Food Bank, which is in (even more) desperate need these days.

Tenebrous will be on site, helping out in any way we can. Come join us next Monday at the Rose City Book Pub🖤☠️
PDX peeps! What are you doing next Monday? How about attending STORYTELLING AGAINST HUNGER, a 5-hour marathon of author readings & open mic fun that's a fundraiser for the @oregonfoodbank.bsky.social ????
Rose City Book Pub, 4 pm - 9pm. bit.ly/43i9s8D
November 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reposted by Michael Bettendorf
Extrasensory Overload and Katabatic Circus (Volume 1) are on sale for the holidays!

angrygablepress.com/2025/11/03/h...
November 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's already getting to be that time of year. I've got a handful of stories eligible for awards this year. I appreciate any consideration.
💚💀🤘

Also, enjoy my best dog, Laser-Clover.
November 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fun to wake up with a new story going live! I hope y'all dig this one and get ready for Vol. 1 of @sluggerfiction.bsky.social to drop soon! Shoutout to Emma for the awesome interior artwork too!
A Cat Walked Across the Keyboard by Michael Bettendorf @beardedbetts.bsky.social is our first story in SLUGGER Vol. 1! It's free to read and posted on our website (sluggerfiction.com/horror-ficti...) Interior art by Emma Fujikawa!
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM