I just got back from a 34 mile bike ride and my Apple Watch tells me that I am "off to a great start "and I'm like what the fuck else are we doing today, bud?
June 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I just got back from a 34 mile bike ride and my Apple Watch tells me that I am "off to a great start "and I'm like what the fuck else are we doing today, bud?
WHY this wasn't named the CannaBus is completely beyond me
June 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
WHY this wasn't named the CannaBus is completely beyond me
These are Aldi's lemon Pellegrino's and I am so fucking disappointed in the Aldi naming team
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
These are Aldi's lemon Pellegrino's and I am so fucking disappointed in the Aldi naming team
So inspiring 🥹
www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
Trump’s awkward ‘trophy wives’ rant in life ‘tips’ ramble stuns West Point grads
Donald Trump traveled to West Point to speak to this year's U.S. Military Academy graduates, but he made a bizarre tangent when he tried to give life advice
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May 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So inspiring 🥹
www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...
Pretty sure the Roomba is trying to screw the upholstery cleaner, who can't consent because it isn't plugged in
April 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Pretty sure the Roomba is trying to screw the upholstery cleaner, who can't consent because it isn't plugged in
Me: What's going on on the internet tonight?
Also me: cancel my internet.
Also me: cancel my internet.
April 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Me: What's going on on the internet tonight?
Also me: cancel my internet.
Also me: cancel my internet.
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Pope Francis can rest well knowing his last moments he treated JD Vance like Greenland
April 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Pope Francis can rest well knowing his last moments he treated JD Vance like Greenland
AI images of Pope Francis hugging Jesus in heaven posting in 3...2....1...
April 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
AI images of Pope Francis hugging Jesus in heaven posting in 3...2....1...
I walked into the kitchen just now to find this and even the box is like who eats cereal on a fucking plate?
April 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I walked into the kitchen just now to find this and even the box is like who eats cereal on a fucking plate?
ME: the world is going to hell in a fuck basket
ALSO ME: I think I need to buy this
ALSO ME: I think I need to buy this
March 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
ME: the world is going to hell in a fuck basket
ALSO ME: I think I need to buy this
ALSO ME: I think I need to buy this
Really tired of the spam texting
March 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Really tired of the spam texting
So I guess these are a thing. And really there's nothing stopping me from eating 20 or so.
March 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So I guess these are a thing. And really there's nothing stopping me from eating 20 or so.
I know better, but I really wanna start asking all the questions that Captain Over asks Joey in the movie Airplane
March 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I know better, but I really wanna start asking all the questions that Captain Over asks Joey in the movie Airplane
If you find yourself in Times Square give these guys a few minutes of time and a few bucks
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If you find yourself in Times Square give these guys a few minutes of time and a few bucks
I'm chaperoning a band trip. Band kids are dorks, yet every one of them is cooler than me.
March 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I'm chaperoning a band trip. Band kids are dorks, yet every one of them is cooler than me.
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The mic guy is a motherfucking hero
March 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The mic guy is a motherfucking hero
I just watched my 10-year-old walk into the kitchen and make a strawberry mango smoothie and avocado toast for "brunch".
I feel like I should charge him $35.
I feel like I should charge him $35.
March 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I just watched my 10-year-old walk into the kitchen and make a strawberry mango smoothie and avocado toast for "brunch".
I feel like I should charge him $35.
I feel like I should charge him $35.
Other than the old hippie couple fucking in the front seat of a van on the parkway my bike ride was awesome.
Thank you for asking.
Thank you for asking.
March 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Other than the old hippie couple fucking in the front seat of a van on the parkway my bike ride was awesome.
Thank you for asking.
Thank you for asking.
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my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth
All quiet on the Western blunt...😂
March 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
All quiet on the Western blunt...😂
If we go golfing and you show up with this on your belt we're done
February 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If we go golfing and you show up with this on your belt we're done
You get to see my "Oh Face" for a sec 😂
February 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You get to see my "Oh Face" for a sec 😂
Birthday waffle party on the severed floor #WaffleParty
February 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Birthday waffle party on the severed floor #WaffleParty