WHY this wasn't named the CannaBus is completely beyond me
June 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
WHY this wasn't named the CannaBus is completely beyond me
These are Aldi's lemon Pellegrino's and I am so fucking disappointed in the Aldi naming team
June 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
These are Aldi's lemon Pellegrino's and I am so fucking disappointed in the Aldi naming team
Pretty sure the Roomba is trying to screw the upholstery cleaner, who can't consent because it isn't plugged in
April 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Pretty sure the Roomba is trying to screw the upholstery cleaner, who can't consent because it isn't plugged in
Me: What's going on on the internet tonight?
Also me: cancel my internet.
Also me: cancel my internet.
April 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Me: What's going on on the internet tonight?
Also me: cancel my internet.
Also me: cancel my internet.
This is true. I just saw it on Threads.⬇️
April 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is true. I just saw it on Threads.⬇️
I walked into the kitchen just now to find this and even the box is like who eats cereal on a fucking plate?
April 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I walked into the kitchen just now to find this and even the box is like who eats cereal on a fucking plate?
ME: the world is going to hell in a fuck basket
ALSO ME: I think I need to buy this
ALSO ME: I think I need to buy this
March 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
ME: the world is going to hell in a fuck basket
ALSO ME: I think I need to buy this
ALSO ME: I think I need to buy this
Really tired of the spam texting
March 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Really tired of the spam texting
So I guess these are a thing. And really there's nothing stopping me from eating 20 or so.
March 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
So I guess these are a thing. And really there's nothing stopping me from eating 20 or so.
I know better, but I really wanna start asking all the questions that Captain Over asks Joey in the movie Airplane
March 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I know better, but I really wanna start asking all the questions that Captain Over asks Joey in the movie Airplane
If you find yourself in Times Square give these guys a few minutes of time and a few bucks
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If you find yourself in Times Square give these guys a few minutes of time and a few bucks
If we go golfing and you show up with this on your belt we're done
February 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If we go golfing and you show up with this on your belt we're done
You get to see my "Oh Face" for a sec 😂
February 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You get to see my "Oh Face" for a sec 😂
Birthday waffle party on the severed floor #WaffleParty
February 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Birthday waffle party on the severed floor #WaffleParty
Happy Richard Marx day everybody! Today we celebrate the time that Richard Marx called one of my constituents a dumbass.
February 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Happy Richard Marx day everybody! Today we celebrate the time that Richard Marx called one of my constituents a dumbass.
Sunny D time on January 29th?
#climatechange
#climatechange
January 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sunny D time on January 29th?
#climatechange
#climatechange
Because we are uber-wealthy we buy two cartons of eggs every week the grocery store. Any eggs from the week before that haven't been eaten yet get hardboiled, put back in the fridge, and are quickly eaten as snacks.
January 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Because we are uber-wealthy we buy two cartons of eggs every week the grocery store. Any eggs from the week before that haven't been eaten yet get hardboiled, put back in the fridge, and are quickly eaten as snacks.
This was literally right under your post in my feed…
January 14, 2024 at 2:37 PM
This was literally right under your post in my feed…
Feeling old? Check out the Brady Bunch now.
August 23, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Feeling old? Check out the Brady Bunch now.
Who wants to give me a body massage?
August 6, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Who wants to give me a body massage?
Let’s do this! Day 1
#ms150 #msridewisconsin #multiplesclerosis #bestdambiketour #msride2023
#ms150 #msridewisconsin #multiplesclerosis #bestdambiketour #msride2023
August 5, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Let’s do this! Day 1
#ms150 #msridewisconsin #multiplesclerosis #bestdambiketour #msride2023
#ms150 #msridewisconsin #multiplesclerosis #bestdambiketour #msride2023
