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I HAVE ESCAPED

NSFW Furry Artist
Thoughts I have at work: "I'm getting old and weak, I can't even work straight 12 hour shifts four days in a row without having a panic attack in the middle of it,"

I think this might be bad for me guys
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I think I've been overworked and stressed for so long that my social skills have deteriorated because of it and that sucks.

Just that insane feeling where you see friends reach out and you just sit there going "Fuck, I don't think I remember how to do this, how do I do this?"
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Okay I know it's No Nut November but it's also peak goat breeding season.

Someone's gonna need to come over here and fill me up to bursting or I'm gonna start filling up everyone else.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I agree with this 🫢
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Chuds with the most vile unattractive personality be like “you need to care about the male loneliness epidemic” right after arguing that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
ALL I'M SAYING IS that I read 'House of Leaves' when it came out and not once since then has that resulted in anyone offering to suck my dick.

This is my explanation of the Sunk Cost Fallacy.
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Sorry folks for reposting this but someone’s fursuit head ended up at Goodwill. It might have been a fursuit head stolen at TFS?

Can we get some reskeets so hopefully someone recognizes it?
October 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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A berry scary sequence of my fruit bat vampire, Count D'Orchard, who invites willing and curious folks for a berry good time. Don't fret though, he doesn't bite.
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oh shoot, guys I messed up the spooky Halloween spell.

Instead of "balls the size of pumpkins", you all have "balls that grow like pumpkins".

I mean, it's not like pumpkins just keep growing bigger and bigger forever though, right?
HALLOWEEN TIME

*swells your balls up to pumpkin size*

Ooooooooh, spoooooooky~
October 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
HALLOWEEN TIME

*swells your balls up to pumpkin size*

Ooooooooh, spoooooooky~
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When you share your cell number with coworkers to keep in touch and then suddenly every stupid meme you send them becomes a dangerous game of "furry porn minesweeper"
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My targeted ads are all saying things like "Help relieve excessive bloating" and like damn you do NOT know who you're talking to, do you?
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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frotting and grinding with your bros to increase your bond
October 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Look, it's fine and good that Merkley was able to do a 23 hour filibuster speech in the Senate to point out how our democracy is imploding.

But they did that for a vote that's already failed 11 times and wasn't going to pass and not, you know, any of the times where it could have stopped something.
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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🧐
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Genuinely: 1 or 2.
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
So, the DOJ is now prosecuting people for lying to the Senate.

At least 3 different supreme court judges, in their Senate confirmation hearings, openly said that Roe v Wade was established president and can't just be overturned.

See the dots I'm connecting?
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
A lot of the anxieties I experience on a regular basis can be traced back to my insane Christian upbringing, it turns out.
October 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff

Block, move on.
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Making one of those games where you control like, the hole and you have to swallow up a bunch of desserts and stuff, and as more stuff goes in the hole it gets bigger, except at the end of every round it tells you how many calories you just fed to your victim and shows you how much fatter they got.
October 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
For science:

Show me your fursona and also what's your favorite pokemon?
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM