I know it's almost a meme to say it at this point, but there was *literally* a Black Mirror episode about this exact thing.

It sounds like you were dogshit at investigative journalism then, honestly.

The NYT ran an entire article about Mamdani identifying as Asian and African American in a college application 16 years ago, and they rushed the story out because they thought that national shit stain Chris Rufo would get credit for breaking the story instead of them.

Nuanced enough?

Especially fun when you compound it with like, trying to reach out to new people or people you haven't talked to a lot and it falls on the floor and you're like "Yeah, shit, I don't have any idea how to socialize anymore"

I'm sure I knew how to do it, once...

Do... do opossums have 13 nipples?

I've actually done almost the exact same thing at the space center here in Alabama (I was yapping about an x-ray satellite) XD

Especially if you let people choose the story direction for each stage.

Yes it would

That sounds like you're offering to be a part of it~

Hey Jeanne: What happens if Republicans were lying to you and they actually had no intention of renewing ACA tax credits at all, even after the government is funded? If that happens, it'll almost look like you threw us all under the bus for literally no reason, like a fucking idiot.

Did you know if you leave your male goats in rut for too long they'll actually increase their muscle mass by 600,000%?

That's just a life goal for me honestly

Look I'll be honest I don't have a pen knife, but if I did I'd let you use it.

That's a North Haverbrook monorail if ever I've seen one

I even read all of the frontwards-backwards "aside inside of the box in the middle of the page" stuff, BOTH SIDES, just to make sure there wasn't any secret codes in it, and it was all just "descriptions of things that could be in a house that were not in the house".

Maybe fondle my balls a little?

I have never been to a house that *didn't* have a jizz-caked davenport of some kind, and I refuse to even humor the idea that I am some sort of statistical outlier in this regard.