BatteryAcidEnjoyer
@batteryacidenjoyer.bsky.social
Connoisseur of various batteries and their contents
Business idea: wax covered cigarette. I don't know what it would achieve but it came to me in a dream
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Business idea: wax covered cigarette. I don't know what it would achieve but it came to me in a dream
Wordle is a stupid bullshit game for losers and nerds and nobody cares about those dumb streaks anyway
September 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Wordle is a stupid bullshit game for losers and nerds and nobody cares about those dumb streaks anyway
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Transphobes used to say things like 'if you have a vagina, you're a woman, end of discussion' and now they say things like 'if your gametes are diagonally haplodidic and they fall between 0.4 and 0.9 on the Strasburger Faultline, you're a woman, and I really can't be any clearer than that'
August 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Transphobes used to say things like 'if you have a vagina, you're a woman, end of discussion' and now they say things like 'if your gametes are diagonally haplodidic and they fall between 0.4 and 0.9 on the Strasburger Faultline, you're a woman, and I really can't be any clearer than that'
Reading the comments on a center left Austrian news site is so fascinating. Almost everyone agrees that what's happening in Gaza is inhumane and people are openly calling it a genocide. But protesting against said genocide is also bad because it's "one-sided" or may even be antisemitic.
August 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reading the comments on a center left Austrian news site is so fascinating. Almost everyone agrees that what's happening in Gaza is inhumane and people are openly calling it a genocide. But protesting against said genocide is also bad because it's "one-sided" or may even be antisemitic.
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?
April 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?
Being an accelerationist must feel so good rn
April 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Being an accelerationist must feel so good rn
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
My partner and I spent the entire afternoon making some stupid pie for pie day and then the pie turned out bad. Life sucks so much sometimes
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My partner and I spent the entire afternoon making some stupid pie for pie day and then the pie turned out bad. Life sucks so much sometimes
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
People are talking about the suit thing and thank you's but has anyone pointed out yet how emotional Trump got when he talked about Biden and Obama? Nobody brought them up. He just mentioned them out of the blue while he was monologuing and then got mad at them
March 1, 2025 at 9:14 AM
People are talking about the suit thing and thank you's but has anyone pointed out yet how emotional Trump got when he talked about Biden and Obama? Nobody brought them up. He just mentioned them out of the blue while he was monologuing and then got mad at them
The CIA got JFK for less than that
can't decide if they are knowingly trying to reduce US influence abroad or if they're just so averse to academic language that they can't read between the lines of the program titles. are they confused that they don't see programs titled like "spies" & "bribes" & so on lol
It's so extremely wild to see that in less than 3 months Elon single-handedly is shredding decades of work the CIA did to build economic soft-power bases throughout Africa and Asia.
bro actually is ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of the American Empire in real time
bro actually is ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of the American Empire in real time
February 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The CIA got JFK for less than that
If you see this post a pic from your device with no explanation
January 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
If you see this post a pic from your device with no explanation
Saw a TikTok the other day that compared liberals' ability to recognize fascism with Dr. Doofenshmitz's ability to recognize Perry the platypus. I keep thinking about that.
January 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Saw a TikTok the other day that compared liberals' ability to recognize fascism with Dr. Doofenshmitz's ability to recognize Perry the platypus. I keep thinking about that.
Being online in 2025 is so great and by great I mean terrifying. Because every other post is something along the lines of "omg we're so fucked" and you don't know wether it is commentary something you were already aware of or because something new happened that you don't know about yet
January 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Being online in 2025 is so great and by great I mean terrifying. Because every other post is something along the lines of "omg we're so fucked" and you don't know wether it is commentary something you were already aware of or because something new happened that you don't know about yet
Smoked duck fucking slaps
January 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Smoked duck fucking slaps
I just got hit by an unskippable ad on Instagram. I'm so proud of Meta for helping its users overcome social media addiction ❤️
January 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I just got hit by an unskippable ad on Instagram. I'm so proud of Meta for helping its users overcome social media addiction ❤️
I never actually played Fortnite but from what I can gather from social media it looks basically like VR chat
January 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I never actually played Fortnite but from what I can gather from social media it looks basically like VR chat
Well joke's on me then for thinking Zuck was one of the more 'normal' ones
January 12, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Well joke's on me then for thinking Zuck was one of the more 'normal' ones
I've not noticed until now but Waluigi and Wario are the quintessential goon pair. You have the tall slim one (Waluigi) and the short thick one (Wario) and they're best friends and always doing hijinks
December 20, 2024 at 11:50 AM
I've not noticed until now but Waluigi and Wario are the quintessential goon pair. You have the tall slim one (Waluigi) and the short thick one (Wario) and they're best friends and always doing hijinks
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
Syrians: *meet up in public to celebrate the fall of a brutal dictator*
Austrians: "I'm gonna be racist about this"
Austrians: "I'm gonna be racist about this"
December 8, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Syrians: *meet up in public to celebrate the fall of a brutal dictator*
Austrians: "I'm gonna be racist about this"
Austrians: "I'm gonna be racist about this"
Guy who joins Syrian rebel forces solely because he wants to fly a helicopter without having to pay for a license
December 5, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Guy who joins Syrian rebel forces solely because he wants to fly a helicopter without having to pay for a license
I find it fascinating how the very unpopular CEO of an extremely unpopular company got shot and the blue checks on Twitter are already smelling a conspiracy
December 4, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I find it fascinating how the very unpopular CEO of an extremely unpopular company got shot and the blue checks on Twitter are already smelling a conspiracy
The problem with firebombing Walmarts to further your cause is that eventually you run out of Walmarts to firebomb
December 3, 2024 at 3:14 PM
The problem with firebombing Walmarts to further your cause is that eventually you run out of Walmarts to firebomb