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Madame Alex
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22 years old; INTJ; I love money.

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Madame Alex @batsyalex02.bsky.social · Dec 2
For $20-$50 a pop, I will customize a voice audio clip of me praising or degrading you. We can discuss payment options when we work out the audio details.

Pay up, piggies. 💵🐷

#Findom #Paypig
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malloy.rocks
Elon Musk did the Nazi salute at Trump’s inauguration. Twice.

Welcome to full-blown fascism.

Good job, MAGA dumbfucks.
January 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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sarahmackattack.bsky.social
In *this* household we’re celebrating Tinsel’s 4th anniversary.

I fostered Tinsel when she was a bag of bones. She was visibly old, stinky, & nobody wanted her. I figured given how rickety she was, she’d be alive < a year, so I just adopted her. Here she is 4 years later, no longer stinky & plump.
Tinsel the calico cat looks goofily at the camera with her tongue sticking out
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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emilyaillustrates.bsky.social
The next four years are going to be tough and there are many who may feel stuck. So I made this little guide of ways that people can get more involved in changing the world for the better!
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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realsrd2020.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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kevinmcshane.org
"Masculine Energy"
Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "…or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.
January 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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bladeofthes.bsky.social
Dr Martin Luther King jr. knew what we needed then.

We need it more than ever now.
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
January 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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malloy.rocks
January 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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lunalemony.bsky.social
Idk anything about starlight express except for the fact that female greaseball is the love of my life
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#starlightexpress #greaseball #greaseballstarlightexpress #fanart #art
Illustration of female greaseball from starlight express with a trail of train smoke coming from her rollerblades.
November 25, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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theangelshid.bsky.social
Red, to Pumpkin: Gay AND autistic? You never stood a chance against that hot butch lesbian train

#ShitAngelsSay
#ProfessionalFunnyPeople
#QueerBesties #JustRenFaireThings #StarlightExpress
November 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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coldandghostly.bsky.social
#StarlightExpress #Art
Passed out for week and woke up in a pile of evil singing train people send help.
A drawing of Electra from Starlight Express, a humanization of an electric train. They're wearing a red, white, and blue outfit with inline roller skates and a massive mohawk and waving up at the camera with a smug expression. A drawing of Greaseball from Starlight Express, a humanization of an diesel engine. He's wearing a red, black, and yellow outfit clearly inspired by Elvis and Roller Derby skates. He's skates casually by while lifting up his sunglasses, presumably to get a better look at some pretty ladies just off screen. A drawing of the Red Caboose from Starlight Express, a humanization of brake van. He's dressed in a bright red outfit with black boots, a neckerchief, chunky headphones, and a cap. Hew rushing past at high speed with his trademark wide smile and rosey cheeks. 3 headshots of Greaseball, Electra, and Caboose from the musical Starlight Express.
December 13, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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prostojozzy.bsky.social
#StarlightExpress #Greaseball #украрт
Для сонечка @teasaberksu.bsky.social 💖
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 AM
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headlockedcomic.bsky.social
The media since 2015.
January 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
Caveman: Gronk mean! So much! Caveman 2: Gronk never mean to Bronk. Caveman 1, holding Gronk hand: No. Gronk....mean. everything. *Gronk tears*
November 7, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
*Boxer stands ready* Other boxer: ka....me....ha.....me...... Boxer 1: I quit *Later at press conference* Boxer 1: I know he prolly couldn't but I ain't gonna f*** around and see if he could
November 14, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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xkcd.com
Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034
January 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics
A six-panel comic. In panel 1, there's a pigeon standing awkwardly next to a pile of sticks with two eggs on it, and the panel is titled "Why pigeons make bad nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics." In panel 2, a pigeon sits on a pile of sticks: "Many people think that pigeons are bad at making nests. Here are three good reasons why pigeon nests look bad." In panel 3, there's "Reason 1: Some birds, like orioles, nest in tree branches, so they weave elaborate structures that can withstand the elements..." And there's a female Baltimore Oriole weaving an elaborate hanging nest in a silver maple tree. In panel 4, "...but rock pigeons evolved to nest in crevices in cliffs, safely tucked away." And there's a pigeon sitting on a nest in a hole in a cliff. In panel 5, "Reason 2: People domesticated pigeons ages ago. Pigeons didn't need fancy nests because they had human-built homes." A beautiful dovecote shelters a flock of pigeons. In panel 6, "Reason 3: Less time making nest = more time eating seed." A pigeon pecks a seed near its nest, and says "It's called math."
January 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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nuttimeister.bsky.social
sausage sizzle
January 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
maybe ask "how aren't you?" instead
January 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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yoracrab.bsky.social
slavic sword girl from marvel rivals 🙂‍↔️
January 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 7:11 AM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
November 17, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
we have no choice but to stan
stevensenski.bsky.social Steve Senski's Watching @stevensenski.bsky.social · Jan 10
In 1977, Vincent Price starred in a one-man-show where he played openly gay Oscar Wilde; it was condemned by Anita Bryant. When asked about her condemnation, Price replied that Wilde had already written a play about Anita: “A Woman of No Importance”
January 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
Who wore it best?
November 20, 2024 at 11:31 AM