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27 • NJ • Local buffoon
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November 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The virgin Starbucks inside of a Target vs. the chad Subway inside of a Wal-mart
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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keep fighting
December 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We need a Disney adult president
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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WHAUGH I FORGOT TO POST THESE!!! A new DnD game has started! Meet my Yuan-ti Ranger Vanessa! She has an Australian accent, social anxiety, and a deep distrust of the fey. Drawing her is a lot of fun, drawing her animal companion however..... hell on earth... I hate drawing snakes
December 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Alternate Purina dog show groups:

- Fat Fucks Laying Down
- Dogs That Love to Bark at Nothing
- Crusty Eye Dogs Over 15 Years Old
- Toddler Biters
- Recently Fixed. Like Mere Hours Later.
- You Got High in the Room with Them and Now You’re a Little Paranoid That They’re High Too
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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you're going to prison // there's a prison hospital
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Opened the Finch app and my bird asked me if he could bum a cigarette
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Chronically online phone-addicted three-person Gen Z prog rock supergroup calling themselves Banners, Sounds and Badges
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Halo Campaign Evolved
October 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Mongolian Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Yurts
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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my #look lately
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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食べていいですか?がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Can I eat it?
October 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Doomed yaoi son or toxic yuri daughter
October 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
“The Fart That Cured My BPD” a memoir
October 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Guy who calls the earnings from his fantasy football league wins “passive income”
October 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Look at how they flanderized my boy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Genuinely powerful words to live by.
September 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Why see Christopher Nolan’s THE ODYSSEY when I could just get really stoned and take NJ Transit from Brooklyn home for the same cinematic feel and effect
September 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Trans woman: I’m trans

Society: ok

French Drake: Le plan d’ Dieu
September 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM