capntastic
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cigarette crafts for all ages
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 AM
cigarette crafts for all ages
Can't recall a single time in the last decade a higher up Democrat has broken-clocked their way to a principled stance and not been punished for it
January 17, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Can't recall a single time in the last decade a higher up Democrat has broken-clocked their way to a principled stance and not been punished for it
Particle Man Power Scaling Rant
January 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Particle Man Power Scaling Rant
Politicians don't get free passes for wearing the right jersey, you wimp
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Politicians don't get free passes for wearing the right jersey, you wimp
I really wonder how I'd feel about a Luther rewatch because "angry cop takes charge and saves day" is bad but "these little twerps are d&d themed killbros" is kinda fun
January 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I really wonder how I'd feel about a Luther rewatch because "angry cop takes charge and saves day" is bad but "these little twerps are d&d themed killbros" is kinda fun
Oh good she still exists
January 16, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Oh good she still exists
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i think we should gove the social darwinists what they want and sort them into castes based on whether or not the keratin in their fingernails is robust enough to clean their own scalp vs needing a disability aid like a hair brush
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
i think we should gove the social darwinists what they want and sort them into castes based on whether or not the keratin in their fingernails is robust enough to clean their own scalp vs needing a disability aid like a hair brush
I needed this today
January 16, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I needed this today
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There are quadrillions of tiny people that live in tiny galaxies between the electrons of your liver and heart and other organs. 1 second is 100 billion years to them. When you are happy, when you laugh and smile,for one pure timeless second, trillions laugh and smile with you for billions of years.
January 15, 2026 at 9:27 PM
There are quadrillions of tiny people that live in tiny galaxies between the electrons of your liver and heart and other organs. 1 second is 100 billion years to them. When you are happy, when you laugh and smile,for one pure timeless second, trillions laugh and smile with you for billions of years.
The gym my girlfriend and I signed up for has a cinema with a bunch of ellipticals and steppers. Withstood the first 20 min of Avengers Infinity War.
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The gym my girlfriend and I signed up for has a cinema with a bunch of ellipticals and steppers. Withstood the first 20 min of Avengers Infinity War.
Hundred Ladybugs Miracle Technique enlivens any living space with nature's jesters
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Hundred Ladybugs Miracle Technique enlivens any living space with nature's jesters
I wore a hat to work for the first time and got a lot of negative feedback. Someone called me "Eminem from when he was in that movie Eightmile"
January 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I wore a hat to work for the first time and got a lot of negative feedback. Someone called me "Eminem from when he was in that movie Eightmile"
Is that book any good, I dunno what it's about
January 15, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Is that book any good, I dunno what it's about
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Hey! I'm a wizard, mind you.
January 14, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Hey! I'm a wizard, mind you.
Because of lying newspapers I think. Shant be reading!
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Because of lying newspapers I think. Shant be reading!
On 2/22/2022 we caught notable rabies victim, Satan, and tied him up with a rope.
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
On 2/22/2022 we caught notable rabies victim, Satan, and tied him up with a rope.
Dancehalls are now Battlefields
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Dancehalls are now Battlefields
Point of context: this was the most low stakes casual get together tournament played with one of the joke sets
January 14, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Point of context: this was the most low stakes casual get together tournament played with one of the joke sets
One time I played Magic against someone who ragequit and threw all their shit in a bag and sulked in a corner because they were getting bad draws. Games rule
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
One time I played Magic against someone who ragequit and threw all their shit in a bag and sulked in a corner because they were getting bad draws. Games rule
Basically a few years ago I found the blog of a medical fraudster/cult leader who can only be described as an overtly racist blend of Gene Wolfe and Dale Cooper and I am gatekeeping the website because he actually says a lot of abhorrent shit. But sometimes it's funny to me.
January 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Basically a few years ago I found the blog of a medical fraudster/cult leader who can only be described as an overtly racist blend of Gene Wolfe and Dale Cooper and I am gatekeeping the website because he actually says a lot of abhorrent shit. But sometimes it's funny to me.
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