Bartleby
@bartlebyscribbles.bsky.social
DnD player, bird and orchid dad. 🏳️🌈
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This is a photo of the Centro Universitario Mexico basketball team and I am eleven years old
November 20, 2024 at 9:29 PM
This is a photo of the Centro Universitario Mexico basketball team and I am eleven years old
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Remembering the roided out guy from high school who was pumping and grunting in the weight room and suddenly flew into a rage about the 1995 song "One of Us" screaming "God WAS one of us AND HIS NAME WAS JESUS CHRIST!" before flinging a 45 pound plate weight into a plywood wall like a death frisbee.
November 20, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Remembering the roided out guy from high school who was pumping and grunting in the weight room and suddenly flew into a rage about the 1995 song "One of Us" screaming "God WAS one of us AND HIS NAME WAS JESUS CHRIST!" before flinging a 45 pound plate weight into a plywood wall like a death frisbee.
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It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country
November 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
It’s not that I have an ass that “won’t quit” it’s that it has no reasonable path to retirement in this country
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STORY IDEA AND/OR CONSPIRACY THEORY: All advances in the space program are secretly funded by a consortium of extremely forward-thinking vampires worried about the sun expanding into a red giant one day
November 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
STORY IDEA AND/OR CONSPIRACY THEORY: All advances in the space program are secretly funded by a consortium of extremely forward-thinking vampires worried about the sun expanding into a red giant one day
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me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
November 19, 2024 at 9:50 PM
me: why is there only one set of footprints
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
Jesus: i can fly check it out
(Jesus flies around)
me:
(Jesus lands)
Jesus: anyway you were saying something about your cancer
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I finally decided to start cultivating more and more this platform since Twitter has become a major contributor to the worsening of my mental health sooo... can I ask you to help me building back here some visibility? I make colorful maps with lots of detail, thanks if you want to share them! 🙏
September 18, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I finally decided to start cultivating more and more this platform since Twitter has become a major contributor to the worsening of my mental health sooo... can I ask you to help me building back here some visibility? I make colorful maps with lots of detail, thanks if you want to share them! 🙏