javier
@bartlebooth.bsky.social
data processor. recovering mathematician. lazy anarchist. tech mercenary. parent. immigrant. child of the corn. unpronounceable. toronto rodent. seeking puzzlement.
nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy
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javier
@bartlebooth.bsky.social
· Jan 9
La gente a la que le gustan cosas me gusta más que la gente a la que no le gustan cosas.
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Bird friends! Data friends! Design friends!
I made a tool that turns lists of bird species into generative collages of feathers, colored by wikipedia descriptions.
It'll work with your eBird lifelist! Or local birds.
Download images, or buy art (5% goes to bird rescue)
ofafeather.binstobins.com
I made a tool that turns lists of bird species into generative collages of feathers, colored by wikipedia descriptions.
It'll work with your eBird lifelist! Or local birds.
Download images, or buy art (5% goes to bird rescue)
ofafeather.binstobins.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Bird friends! Data friends! Design friends!
I made a tool that turns lists of bird species into generative collages of feathers, colored by wikipedia descriptions.
It'll work with your eBird lifelist! Or local birds.
Download images, or buy art (5% goes to bird rescue)
ofafeather.binstobins.com
I made a tool that turns lists of bird species into generative collages of feathers, colored by wikipedia descriptions.
It'll work with your eBird lifelist! Or local birds.
Download images, or buy art (5% goes to bird rescue)
ofafeather.binstobins.com
The stench of cologne, cigar and sweat in that NYT article about the good old NYC days when Epstein and other men of power were truly free is quite strong.
November 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The stench of cologne, cigar and sweat in that NYT article about the good old NYC days when Epstein and other men of power were truly free is quite strong.
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to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
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Before anyone gets too carried away here.
Anthony Fauci says Marjorie Taylor Greene drove death threats against him
Ex-leader of US Covid response said congresswoman and Fox News sparked ‘credible death threats’ against him and his family
www.theguardian.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Before anyone gets too carried away here.
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No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
So hard.
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
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@mediaite.com #GA14
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November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So hard.
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For #FossilFriday & in honor of @alinemghilardi.bsky.social & colleagues' fantastic discovery of a new Cretaceous pterosaur in Brazil in a dinosaur regurgitalite ("fossil vomit"), here's a diagram I made for my book 'Dinosaurs Without Bones' (2014) showing the physics of a puking brachiosaur. 🧪🦕🤮🪨
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
For #FossilFriday & in honor of @alinemghilardi.bsky.social & colleagues' fantastic discovery of a new Cretaceous pterosaur in Brazil in a dinosaur regurgitalite ("fossil vomit"), here's a diagram I made for my book 'Dinosaurs Without Bones' (2014) showing the physics of a puking brachiosaur. 🧪🦕🤮🪨
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I got an actual "Your silence on this subject is deafening" message this AM, so, super-quick: Nobody here owes anyone commentary about anything. This is a public park. It's full of interesting people. We hang out here, make friends, and chat, and then we leave to do whatever it is we do. That's it!
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I got an actual "Your silence on this subject is deafening" message this AM, so, super-quick: Nobody here owes anyone commentary about anything. This is a public park. It's full of interesting people. We hang out here, make friends, and chat, and then we leave to do whatever it is we do. That's it!
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That's why any Spanish person who's been to Benidorm, or any other Spanish beach town, has at least one memory of a nationalist British tourist losing their mind at them because they dared to commit the heinous crime of (gasp!) speaking Spanish. 🧵
Brit left in tears after Benidorm holiday ruined by 'too many Spanish people'
The British pensioner raged that Spaniards should "go somewhere else for their holidays".
www.express.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
That's why any Spanish person who's been to Benidorm, or any other Spanish beach town, has at least one memory of a nationalist British tourist losing their mind at them because they dared to commit the heinous crime of (gasp!) speaking Spanish. 🧵
They should be kicked out of Spain.
Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
They should be kicked out of Spain.
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Republicans want to be Nazis.
Democrats want to be Republicans.
Democrats want to be Republicans.
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Republicans want to be Nazis.
Democrats want to be Republicans.
Democrats want to be Republicans.
The article about the “goons” in the last Harper’s took me by surprise. I did not know anything about that subculture. It sounds invented, almost. A David F. Wallace fanfiction.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The article about the “goons” in the last Harper’s took me by surprise. I did not know anything about that subculture. It sounds invented, almost. A David F. Wallace fanfiction.
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Os aseguro que este domingo 16 de noviembre vamos a tener una función MUY ESPECIAL.
¡No os la perdáis!
espaitexas.cat/espectacle/h...
¡No os la perdáis!
espaitexas.cat/espectacle/h...
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Os aseguro que este domingo 16 de noviembre vamos a tener una función MUY ESPECIAL.
¡No os la perdáis!
espaitexas.cat/espectacle/h...
¡No os la perdáis!
espaitexas.cat/espectacle/h...
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
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“New small shops and cafés will once again be allowed to open inside some of Toronto’s neighbourhoods, reversing decades of strict planning policy that kept businesses out of residential areas.” www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
New shops and cafés can open in Toronto neighbourhoods decades after being outlawed | CBC News
New small shops and cafés will once again be allowed to open inside some of Toronto’s neighbourhoods, reversing decades of strict planning policy that kept businesses out of residential areas.
na01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
“New small shops and cafés will once again be allowed to open inside some of Toronto’s neighbourhoods, reversing decades of strict planning policy that kept businesses out of residential areas.” www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
It will be a little awkward to see people harming themselves because their Jesus chatbot told them so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It will be a little awkward to see people harming themselves because their Jesus chatbot told them so.
Something interesting of the Epstein emails is that you see a very rich dude desperately trying to be treated as an equal by the entire established American intelligentsia and the American intelligentsia very willing to engage in that vanity game.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Something interesting of the Epstein emails is that you see a very rich dude desperately trying to be treated as an equal by the entire established American intelligentsia and the American intelligentsia very willing to engage in that vanity game.
Que se te va pasando el tiempo.
Y que la vida se te va.
Y que la vida se te va.
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Que se te va pasando el tiempo.
Y que la vida se te va.
Y que la vida se te va.
Colombia and Venezuela
Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Colombia and Venezuela
It is still a moral panic.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It is still a moral panic.
Double vaccinated and ready for winter.
November 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Double vaccinated and ready for winter.
People struggle with change. Time terrifies them.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
People struggle with change. Time terrifies them.
Cathal Kelly never disappoints www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/socce...
Outrageous World Cup parking costs are the latest price to pay to be seen
The logical response to the lunacy of overpriced events is to not attend
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Cathal Kelly never disappoints www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/socce...