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I think the vote on the SAVE Act will tell us the answer to the question that we all have. And that is: Is John Fetterman still alive and well? Or has he passed into that black hole of “I hate woke people.” I await with bated breath and pray that he is still functioning.
April 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I think the vote on the SAVE Act will tell us the answer to the question that we all have. And that is: Is John Fetterman still alive and well? Or has he passed into that black hole of “I hate woke people.” I await with bated breath and pray that he is still functioning.
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In other news, Trump really hates this painted portrait of him hanging in Colorado. Pass it around…
March 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
In other news, Trump really hates this painted portrait of him hanging in Colorado. Pass it around…
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The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where
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The CIA has to deal with the Traitor...
March 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The CIA has to deal with the Traitor...
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This is Tux. He is the cutest black hole we have ever seen. And we thought you should see him too. 12/10
February 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is Tux. He is the cutest black hole we have ever seen. And we thought you should see him too. 12/10
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I am proud of all the people who DIDN'T understand Kendrick's performance taking the time to LEARN more about the cultural impact & significance.
We see you.
We thank you.
We appreciate you.
We see you.
We thank you.
We appreciate you.
February 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I am proud of all the people who DIDN'T understand Kendrick's performance taking the time to LEARN more about the cultural impact & significance.
We see you.
We thank you.
We appreciate you.
We see you.
We thank you.
We appreciate you.
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NEWS: Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance is projected by Fox to be the most-watched halftime performance in Super Bowl history. Expected to top 130 million viewers for the performance when the final number comes out.
February 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
NEWS: Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance is projected by Fox to be the most-watched halftime performance in Super Bowl history. Expected to top 130 million viewers for the performance when the final number comes out.
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We could have had Kamala Harris. Instead, we have the most immature, petulant, stupid, needy, incompetent dipshit to ever enter American politics.
What a tragically stupid country we are.
What a tragically stupid country we are.
February 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
We could have had Kamala Harris. Instead, we have the most immature, petulant, stupid, needy, incompetent dipshit to ever enter American politics.
What a tragically stupid country we are.
What a tragically stupid country we are.
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Americans aren't just going to pay more for things from Canada and Mexico because Donald Trump is an idiot.
They are also going to pay more for goods from the United States, as American producers use the expectation of higher prices to gouge.
They are also going to pay more for goods from the United States, as American producers use the expectation of higher prices to gouge.
February 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Americans aren't just going to pay more for things from Canada and Mexico because Donald Trump is an idiot.
They are also going to pay more for goods from the United States, as American producers use the expectation of higher prices to gouge.
They are also going to pay more for goods from the United States, as American producers use the expectation of higher prices to gouge.
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Y'all, what the fuck is wrong with Republicans?
February 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Y'all, what the fuck is wrong with Republicans?
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Hey. Here are the names of the unauthorized dudes who are creeping into government computers:
The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
These are the DOGE boys.
The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran.
These are the DOGE boys.
February 3, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Entire USA is private property of Elon Musk now.
A Ketamine-fueled psychopathic goober has complete control over all of our nation’s money.
All your tax dollars.
The social security money that you earned and paid in, so that you can have it back.
The money for clean air, food, & water.
The money for medical cures, highways, and safe air travel…
All your tax dollars.
The social security money that you earned and paid in, so that you can have it back.
The money for clean air, food, & water.
The money for medical cures, highways, and safe air travel…
February 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Entire USA is private property of Elon Musk now.
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January 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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This dog was definitely for sale.
December 30, 2024 at 5:28 PM
This dog was definitely for sale.