ADHDad
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ADHDad
@barley-jones.bsky.social
Catholic idiot
This is a real post from a real person my wife really worked with.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Guy 1: "What do you see as the greatest threat to Christian nationalism?"
Guy 2: "Christians."
Guy behind camera filling in for normal camera guy: "Aw yeah!" 👍 🙌 🤠
Guy 2: "... Because Christians are gay and feminine."
Gbcfifncg: "Aw no..." 👎😬🙅‍♂️
watching these two Christian Nationalists have a conversation and see if you can spot the part where I spit coffee all over my screen.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Reposted by ADHDad
If you're not being taken advantage of at some point your love isn't Christlike
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hell yeah
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Went to a bank a few weeks ago and asked the teller, "So are they really going to stop making the penny?" With a very bored expression, she replied, "Well, until the next administration comes in."
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This sandwich was amazing and they never should have discontinued it. They would wrap it in paper and serve it like you were at an old school drive in. It was awesome.
Wendy's "The W" (2011-2012): Two 2.25-ounce patties of "real North American beef", American cheese, and Wendy's "zesty signature sauce" (made with hints of pickle, tomato and red pepper), along with sweet red onions, green leaf lettuce and crinkle-cut pickles, served on a buttered, toasted roll
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
In a tweet a couple years ago someone referred to Standard Time as "Night World" and I think about it very often.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Okay I watched the video and I can hear some booing but it mostly sounds like general crowd cheering to me? Am I wrong and cannot distinguish large group noises?
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Gonna have a tea party with the boys. I'll put "BYOT" on the invitations.
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Reminds me of my 21 month old. She loves "noonles".
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My six year old who loves jumping in leaf piles when he sees leaves begin to fall from the trees:
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Went out to gaze at the super moon. It was great.

... Would have been better if I still smoked cigs though.
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A reminder that Pittsburgh is technically in Appalachia.
Strip District. Penn Ave. Caller said that a man became angry at a delivery driver who was blocking traffic, began yelling at him, and then pulled out an axe.
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We were thinking of our baby's middle name being Francis but Leo is REALLY putting up some tough competition!
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I know that you are all very anxious to find out who wins the mayoral election in our town of less than 4,000 people. But you'll just have to wait. The big announcement will be posted later tonight on the town's tiny facebook page by an employee making $35,000 a year.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I have to do some research on zone coverage as opposed to man-to-man coverage. (Baby number three is coming in three weeks.)
November 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Maturity is admitting that -although Daylight Savings Time allows for lovely after dinner walks and play time- Standard Time is what God intended. The maker of heaven and Earth made the sun reach its highest peak at a certain hour and that is noon, Standard Time. The Lord has spoken.
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'm sorry, I know this is a free country but I just can't allow this.
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Walmart almost had me interested enough to click on this just so I could learn what this could possibly be for.
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Two of my neighbors have all their Christmas decorations up today. Have they no respect for the dead?!?
November 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Sent this to my wife and she would have loved it if she had ever seen The Shining.
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Homecoming is funny. Working a tailgate event and I witnessed one lady nearby give her friend a big hug and -with tears in her eyes- yelled, "Ugh! You smell like YOU!!!"
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Since there is a goblin who is a Franciscan Friar in Halloweentown, we can assume he is a consecrated brother rather than a priest. Surely the canon law which bars female ordination extends also to goblins.
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We never get trick or treaters & few houses around us pass out candy so we walked to a nearby neighborhood. As we walked back, we saw a kid walk up to our house and we celebrated that we had at least one trick or treater this year. But then we saw him dump our whole bowl of candy in his bag.
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM