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In order-

Leela: Seriously contemplating the next strategic move in her quest for World Domination.

Cocoa: Empty-headed, eager and excited all at the same time. She's pretty and she knows it.

Max: Doesn't smile much, highly suspicious of you. Can be bought off with cheese.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Theres a reason I've never worked with chocolate or candy. I *suck* at it. I managed one tray of Christmas bark before things went terribly south with pretzel rods. I'll give things another shot today, then resolve never to make the neighbors homemade gifts again.
December 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Here it is. This one is a hard read.
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Unfuckingbelievable.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.

They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Today would be a hilarious day for the Women's Soccer League to give Kamala Harris a peace prize that is cartoonishly larger than the one Trump got.
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Heather Cox Richardson is not safe to read today until you've had your coffee. Our National Security Strategy was quietly released last night. It's horrifying on several levels.
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Color me shocked.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Laughing hysterically at my teeny tiny carrots. I overseeded and didn't thin them out. But, hey, it's December and I'm pulling something I grew from the ground, so it's feeding my soul as well today.
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
In 1994 I dissed Star Trek DS9 right off the bat, didn't try it again for many years, and holy shit did I learn my lesson. So Imma cool my jets and shut my mouth about this.
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Blatant corruption on full display.
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Sums it up perfectly.
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Epstein hasn't trended in awhile. Curious, huh?
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Fog of Snore 😅. Lock them all up. 😡
I was just watching Pete Hegseth lie about his war crimes while sitting next to Trump, and noticed Trump fell asleep.

I believe they call that the Fog of Snore. 💤
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news. But I'm not prejudging Mike Johnson when I say he’s a sniveling sanctimonious hypocrite whose testicles reside in a very small jar in the Oval Office.
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Wow.
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This tracks.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Not to brag, but I've already wrapped up Christmas. Spending blackout? No problem! It's a "practical gifts" year this Christmas.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, featuring Busta Rhymes, Jewel, Foreigner, Ninja Turtles, and Pac-Man.

Me:
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Good 'ole JD posted this. 🤣

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone, with a special shoutout to those with dreaded family gatherings. Hang in there!
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, fellow peasants!
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I sweatergawd, he can't even pardon a couple of GD turkeys without making a jackass out of himself.
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM