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barbarianbaby.bsky.social
@barbarianbaby.bsky.social
Instructional assistant by day dork by night... and also by day
I finally got a picture of them being sweet!
June 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
One of my kiddos drew Bill Cypher and Wall-e as friends "because they're both shapes!"
May 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
February 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
February 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My niece saw me playing Skyrim and before I left she handed me this picture "it's your dead guy from your game"
February 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
February 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hearing Yung Gravy sing the credits for Dogman was not on my bingo card
February 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
February 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I think a decade or so from now "too much screentime can make you think society is collapsing" will be so commonly known that we'll have a name for it and it will be as universally understood as "too much sun can give you a sunburn"
January 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
He knows I won't give him food so he's on to the next target
January 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Book 2/24 I really liked this one which didn't surprise me because I really like horrorstör too
January 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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The most challenging part of cooking is calculating the number of people I am.
January 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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been thinking about this a lot this week 😪
January 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I'm pretty certain there a ton of fuckery going on

I'm oblivious because I'm catching up on my reading and have totally...and I mean totally...checked out of news and current events

I'm gonna sit here and mind my own business for the next four years
January 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
One of my students has been singing "as I walk through the lobby of the CVS" to the tune of gangsta's paradise and it thinks I'll have to sing it that way for the rest of my life
January 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Book 1/24 The Butcher of the Forest by Preemee Mohamed

I really enjoyed this one though I do wish it were longer. Anything centered around fae is always fun
January 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My goal this year is to read at least 2 books a month (which has been a lot easier since deleting the clock app and the camera app) and I'm going to keep track of it on here
January 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This stinky little guy makes it so hard to go to work. can't I just stay here and snuggle
January 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Sorry I’m busy all day, I have a phone call scheduled at 4pm.
January 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Me at least three times a week
January 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My 5th grader nephew likes to share his assignments with me
January 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A kid threw up in class so we're just taking a break outside
January 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
These freaking kids
January 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM