Marc Ridge
@bantsandrants.bsky.social
I'm Autistic and I was only diagnosed a few years ago. I like puns and love making people smile ☺️
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April 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?
That's what it's like having kids.
That's what it's like having kids.
April 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?
That's what it's like having kids.
That's what it's like having kids.
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I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.
April 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit.
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Me: "I'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning."
My co-worker: "It's pronounced 'croissant' and you ate 4 of them."
My co-worker: "It's pronounced 'croissant' and you ate 4 of them."
April 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Me: "I'm still tired from all the crossfit this morning."
My co-worker: "It's pronounced 'croissant' and you ate 4 of them."
My co-worker: "It's pronounced 'croissant' and you ate 4 of them."
Marriage is like a walk in the park…
Jurassic Park.
Jurassic Park.
April 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Marriage is like a walk in the park…
Jurassic Park.
Jurassic Park.
Why did my wife put glue on my wallet?
She wanted to make sure I stuck to the budget!
She wanted to make sure I stuck to the budget!
April 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Why did my wife put glue on my wallet?
She wanted to make sure I stuck to the budget!
She wanted to make sure I stuck to the budget!
My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall”…
I said, “Maybeeeee…”
I said, “Maybeeeee…”
April 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall”…
I said, “Maybeeeee…”
I said, “Maybeeeee…”
What’s a soccer player’s favorite type of music?
Dribble and bass!
Dribble and bass!
April 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
What’s a soccer player’s favorite type of music?
Dribble and bass!
Dribble and bass!
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March 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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March 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I don't support the antivax stuff, we need these children strong and healthy so they can work in the factories
March 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I don't support the antivax stuff, we need these children strong and healthy so they can work in the factories
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imagine having the kind of energy it takes to do things
March 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
imagine having the kind of energy it takes to do things
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
It's a total rip-off.
It's a total rip-off.
March 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.
It's a total rip-off.
It's a total rip-off.
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I ordered the book “How to Scam People” over six months ago and it still hasn’t arrived…
March 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I ordered the book “How to Scam People” over six months ago and it still hasn’t arrived…
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Welcome to your 40s
You now require a 2 minute readjustment period after rubbing your eyes.
You now require a 2 minute readjustment period after rubbing your eyes.
March 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Welcome to your 40s
You now require a 2 minute readjustment period after rubbing your eyes.
You now require a 2 minute readjustment period after rubbing your eyes.
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They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
March 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
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I hope that hibernation is the next major human evolutionary phase.
March 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I hope that hibernation is the next major human evolutionary phase.