Little Bank
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Little Bank
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I don't believe in magic, but the Crock-Pot is the closest thing we have to it. You throw in meat, veggies, herbs, and some type of liquid, turn it on, and when you come back eight or more hours later, beautiful things happen.
January 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Ah yes another day of derailment
January 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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-Check out this new miracle drug!

-What does it do?

-Takes all the joy out of eating.

-For many people it's the one thing they have left.

-Lol. Don't worry. They can't afford it.

-I guess that's cool???

-Lol. You thought the rich were joyless cunts before!
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
So fucking annoying. It’s too early for this
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Ok let’s do itttt
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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If the US government cared so much about the well being of Venezuelan citizens they wouldn’t treat asylees the way they do. It’s about the oil not the people. It’s never about the people.
January 4, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Chicagoans gonna beat my ass for this one but every time I come here the food is always so mid 🥴
January 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Took everything in me not to cry or puke all over TSA omg.
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Bruh our flight keeps getting pushed back
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Searching for jobs like imma have this doctoral degree in the fall.
December 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Redownloaded tik tok & came across 3 conspiracies & 5 or 6 “news briefs” or current affairs and like 3 funny videos. I’m deleting it again bc no thanks.
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I love Winter break bc I need it to recover from the semester but my eating habits are so sporadic. I ate an apple & left over crab Rangoon for breakfast & skipped lunch…
December 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Morning.
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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I’m not a big New Year’s resolutions kind of person but my one goal for next year is to actually read a Stephen King book, because I somehow haven’t ever done that before
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Quit coffee for almost 2 years two different times. Never again.
Most people can quit coffee with a strong enough reason, but some continue far after the consequences become life destroying.
December 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Most people can quit coffee with a strong enough reason, but some continue far after the consequences become life destroying.
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’ll never stop being a hater 💀
December 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hmmm rude
December 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I need to go to campus & drop off a damn book
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I still have grading to do but now that I’m done writing papers I am in full recovery mode. This semester was craaaaaazy
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Too many ppl with weird borderline incestuous
s familial relationships & they be posting about it like it’s normal. Plz seek help.
December 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Just need to edit this second paper then I got one more to go 😭
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My family lore is actually so fucking traumatizing when you piece it all together.
December 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
😭😭😭
a man sitting on a couch lighting a cigarette
ALT: a man sitting on a couch lighting a cigarette
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December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I didn’t open my computer to write until 11pm lmffaaooooo send help
Working on paper number 2 today but first I’ll brave this cold and run some errands. Get some air before I lock in to a computer screen
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM