Lani 🏳️⚧️
@bandb1tch.bsky.social
| Music enjoyer | Trails Fan | Progressive | Package handler by day, evil transgender demon by night |
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Idk where this one originated from but it's my favourite star wars meme that always gets me wheezing
June 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Idk where this one originated from but it's my favourite star wars meme that always gets me wheezing
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February 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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#grenajaintheskythe3rd
THE CHESTS ARE ENCOURAGING YOU AND HAVE PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM THE DEV TEAM DQIDFHIOFDGHIEUZRGURG I'M SQUEALING
THE CHESTS ARE ENCOURAGING YOU AND HAVE PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM THE DEV TEAM DQIDFHIOFDGHIEUZRGURG I'M SQUEALING
December 23, 2024 at 5:05 PM
#grenajaintheskythe3rd
THE CHESTS ARE ENCOURAGING YOU AND HAVE PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM THE DEV TEAM DQIDFHIOFDGHIEUZRGURG I'M SQUEALING
THE CHESTS ARE ENCOURAGING YOU AND HAVE PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM THE DEV TEAM DQIDFHIOFDGHIEUZRGURG I'M SQUEALING
Every time I watch a Smosh video with Damien in it all I can think of is Van Arkride 😭 my head just repeats “all you Agnes!” over and over lol
December 18, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Every time I watch a Smosh video with Damien in it all I can think of is Van Arkride 😭 my head just repeats “all you Agnes!” over and over lol
Imagine someone taking a bunch of antacids and then chugging a coke and making them compete with each other
December 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Imagine someone taking a bunch of antacids and then chugging a coke and making them compete with each other
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Check in on your Italian friends today. Cook them a big pot of sauce on the stove for 10 hours. Make sure they have some marble to chisel
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Check in on your Italian friends today. Cook them a big pot of sauce on the stove for 10 hours. Make sure they have some marble to chisel
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I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of oth
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of oth
December 9, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of oth
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of other trans women
I will not be jealous of oth
Went in to work, only to be told that I won the scheduling bid and am actually off today… gotta love UPS
December 9, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Went in to work, only to be told that I won the scheduling bid and am actually off today… gotta love UPS
Hero by Nickleback is an objectively good song, I think
December 9, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Hero by Nickleback is an objectively good song, I think
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Estelle staying warm (having stolen Joshua’s scarf)
#TrailsInTheSky
#TrailsInTheSky
December 8, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Estelle staying warm (having stolen Joshua’s scarf)
#TrailsInTheSky
#TrailsInTheSky
I know what he meant, but it’s really funny imagining a class about the history of popular music students. Like, oh, yeah, last year there was this guy named Jacob, and he was friends with everybody.
My poor "history of popular music students," they think they're about to hear a lecture about gangsta rap and instead they learn about Shelley v. Kraemer (1948), state-sanctioned blockbusting as a predatory real estate tactic, and municipal policy failures in Compton circa 1940-1990
December 9, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I know what he meant, but it’s really funny imagining a class about the history of popular music students. Like, oh, yeah, last year there was this guy named Jacob, and he was friends with everybody.
It’s funny, you’ll get these air cans that are full of like super heavy stuff like engines and it’ll be going to a residential address! I’m like, just go to the auto store, please!!!! Stop making my job harder lol
December 8, 2024 at 1:40 PM
It’s funny, you’ll get these air cans that are full of like super heavy stuff like engines and it’ll be going to a residential address! I’m like, just go to the auto store, please!!!! Stop making my job harder lol
Some shipped a whole transmission through UPS air wtf 😭
December 8, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Some shipped a whole transmission through UPS air wtf 😭
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
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Today marks 9 years since I became The Drift King back in college, and it should be a National Holiday. Happy Drift King Day 👑
December 3, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Today marks 9 years since I became The Drift King back in college, and it should be a National Holiday. Happy Drift King Day 👑
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The first hour playing balatro: “Oh, cool! This is really fun!”
Hour 100: “Okay, if I reroll the store 5 times after this blind, I can get a tarot card that makes a copy of my red seal, bonus king of hearts. If I duplicate that card 100 times, then I will score infinity. Oh god, I’m late to work.”
Hour 100: “Okay, if I reroll the store 5 times after this blind, I can get a tarot card that makes a copy of my red seal, bonus king of hearts. If I duplicate that card 100 times, then I will score infinity. Oh god, I’m late to work.”
December 3, 2024 at 12:08 PM
The first hour playing balatro: “Oh, cool! This is really fun!”
Hour 100: “Okay, if I reroll the store 5 times after this blind, I can get a tarot card that makes a copy of my red seal, bonus king of hearts. If I duplicate that card 100 times, then I will score infinity. Oh god, I’m late to work.”
Hour 100: “Okay, if I reroll the store 5 times after this blind, I can get a tarot card that makes a copy of my red seal, bonus king of hearts. If I duplicate that card 100 times, then I will score infinity. Oh god, I’m late to work.”
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Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
December 2, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Went to the doctor today. Told them I felt worn down, tired, and constantly stressed.
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
Doctor said: "I’ve got an easy fix. Check out this new game called Balatro. It’s a roguelike deckbuilder and the talk of the town. That’ll pick you up."
But doctor…
Rean Schwarzer
guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”
December 1, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Rean Schwarzer
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why is there video games on netflix
December 1, 2024 at 8:51 AM
why is there video games on netflix
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incredible things going on in /r/malelivingspace
December 1, 2024 at 5:38 AM
incredible things going on in /r/malelivingspace
Shift start for day sort is 7:20 😭 peak has arrived I fear
December 1, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Shift start for day sort is 7:20 😭 peak has arrived I fear
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Needs to be a German word for the anxiety you feel when you show somebody music that you really love and you’re waiting for their verdict
November 30, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Needs to be a German word for the anxiety you feel when you show somebody music that you really love and you’re waiting for their verdict
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gotta keep the cats busy so i can practice speedrunning 😤
November 29, 2024 at 2:41 AM
gotta keep the cats busy so i can practice speedrunning 😤
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i survived thanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 12:16 AM
i survived thanksgiving