Banach Space Program
@banachspaceprogram.bsky.social
"I stand on you. Now we make sexytimes?" -
@applecores.bsky.social
"[T]hat pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope"
-Colin Sheridan
#GuardiWins2026
@applecores.bsky.social
"[T]hat pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope"
-Colin Sheridan
#GuardiWins2026
I swear to fucking Pete, I told you what I think you should do, with the appropriate caveats about what I know and what I don't, YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION, BOSS, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET PAID FOR.
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I swear to fucking Pete, I told you what I think you should do, with the appropriate caveats about what I know and what I don't, YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE DECISION, BOSS, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET PAID FOR.
The Columbus Zoo gives the wolverines in the habitat pumpkins, one painted with each of the OSU and UM logos, as a way for them to predict The Game. And, according to the local news, the wolverines picked the OSU pumpkin today...
What a wonderful weird sport.
What a wonderful weird sport.
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Columbus Zoo gives the wolverines in the habitat pumpkins, one painted with each of the OSU and UM logos, as a way for them to predict The Game. And, according to the local news, the wolverines picked the OSU pumpkin today...
What a wonderful weird sport.
What a wonderful weird sport.
Hey @briesmith.xyz - I was 3/3, LOL
Tigers add Gleyber Torres + 5 prospects to 40-man roster:
IF/OF Trei Cruz
IF Hao-Yu Lee
C/1B Thayron Liranzo
LHP Jake Miller
C/1B Eduardo Valencia
To make room, 6 pitchers DFAed:
Dugan Darnell
Jason Foley
Sean Guenther
Jack Little
Tyler Mattison
Tanner Rainey
Foley and Rainey were arb eligible.
IF/OF Trei Cruz
IF Hao-Yu Lee
C/1B Thayron Liranzo
LHP Jake Miller
C/1B Eduardo Valencia
To make room, 6 pitchers DFAed:
Dugan Darnell
Jason Foley
Sean Guenther
Jack Little
Tyler Mattison
Tanner Rainey
Foley and Rainey were arb eligible.
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hey @briesmith.xyz - I was 3/3, LOL
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Can't remember if it was bait for @calligator.bsky.social, @mondodude.bsky.social, or @notarizona.bsky.social, but phase 1 of "maybe convince the Georgians to visit Columbus" is complete.
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Can't remember if it was bait for @calligator.bsky.social, @mondodude.bsky.social, or @notarizona.bsky.social, but phase 1 of "maybe convince the Georgians to visit Columbus" is complete.
Now I'm getting my brain twisted, trying to come up with which accent turns that first AND that third line into 5 syllables
Shoutout to a Spirit fan named Ken, who is the first to have sent in a soccer haiku to us!
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Now I'm getting my brain twisted, trying to come up with which accent turns that first AND that third line into 5 syllables
Disband every single fraternity and sorority (yes, even that honorary one, yes even the "surely not that one" one, ALL of them). Sell off the property they own, and convert all of that money into grants/scholarships for first-time college students.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Disband every single fraternity and sorority (yes, even that honorary one, yes even the "surely not that one" one, ALL of them). Sell off the property they own, and convert all of that money into grants/scholarships for first-time college students.
After too much delay, thanks to shenanigans on the WordPress side of things, Week 12 is now up for picks!
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November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
After too much delay, thanks to shenanigans on the WordPress side of things, Week 12 is now up for picks!
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Well, it doesn't look like WordPress will let me edit, and since nobody took me up on these picks, I'll be trying later in the week, with restricted games.
I had a thing come up last night, and now WordPress is being a little funky(unsure if it is work-computer/phone related, or their site), but SUP will hopefully be posted tonight.
THAT SAID, if you want to pick Ohio(+1.5) over WMU or Kent State(+5.5) over Akron, reply to this post or send me a DM.
THAT SAID, if you want to pick Ohio(+1.5) over WMU or Kent State(+5.5) over Akron, reply to this post or send me a DM.
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Well, it doesn't look like WordPress will let me edit, and since nobody took me up on these picks, I'll be trying later in the week, with restricted games.
I had a thing come up last night, and now WordPress is being a little funky(unsure if it is work-computer/phone related, or their site), but SUP will hopefully be posted tonight.
THAT SAID, if you want to pick Ohio(+1.5) over WMU or Kent State(+5.5) over Akron, reply to this post or send me a DM.
THAT SAID, if you want to pick Ohio(+1.5) over WMU or Kent State(+5.5) over Akron, reply to this post or send me a DM.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I had a thing come up last night, and now WordPress is being a little funky(unsure if it is work-computer/phone related, or their site), but SUP will hopefully be posted tonight.
THAT SAID, if you want to pick Ohio(+1.5) over WMU or Kent State(+5.5) over Akron, reply to this post or send me a DM.
THAT SAID, if you want to pick Ohio(+1.5) over WMU or Kent State(+5.5) over Akron, reply to this post or send me a DM.
Also, went to the neighborhood bar for dinner/football watching on Saturday night, and sat next to an interesting character - of particular note to @texaninnyc.bsky.social, @gbdawkins.bsky.social, @applecores.bsky.social, and a few others.
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(1/2)
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Also, went to the neighborhood bar for dinner/football watching on Saturday night, and sat next to an interesting character - of particular note to @texaninnyc.bsky.social, @gbdawkins.bsky.social, @applecores.bsky.social, and a few others.
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The neighborhood spot has a bartender that is very nice, but she told me how old she was when 50 Cent's "In Da Club" came up on shuffle.
Said song was the #1 song on my 18th birthday. She did not ender herself to my old ass with that comment
Said song was the #1 song on my 18th birthday. She did not ender herself to my old ass with that comment
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The neighborhood spot has a bartender that is very nice, but she told me how old she was when 50 Cent's "In Da Club" came up on shuffle.
Said song was the #1 song on my 18th birthday. She did not ender herself to my old ass with that comment
Said song was the #1 song on my 18th birthday. She did not ender herself to my old ass with that comment
The LSU defensive coordinator is wearing the baseball cap, with the "stair step" logo.
Don't think you see the baseball-specific logo used by football guys very often
Don't think you see the baseball-specific logo used by football guys very often
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The LSU defensive coordinator is wearing the baseball cap, with the "stair step" logo.
Don't think you see the baseball-specific logo used by football guys very often
Don't think you see the baseball-specific logo used by football guys very often
Vandy, what are you doing there?
That HAS to be a kick attempt
That HAS to be a kick attempt
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Vandy, what are you doing there?
That HAS to be a kick attempt
That HAS to be a kick attempt
Iowa and Wisconsin welcoming Oregon and Washington into the B1G West nonsense tonight...
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Iowa and Wisconsin welcoming Oregon and Washington into the B1G West nonsense tonight...
I don't understand this click management from Oregon, but it seems to be working out...
Also, helluva lucky-good throw and catch there
Also, helluva lucky-good throw and catch there
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I don't understand this click management from Oregon, but it seems to be working out...
Also, helluva lucky-good throw and catch there
Also, helluva lucky-good throw and catch there
Penn State, still forgetting to cover the receiver who is just streaking down the field
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Penn State, still forgetting to cover the receiver who is just streaking down the field
Oh man, OH MAN! Tony Peña! On 3 and 0, sends everybody home! Tony Peña spells good night!
@actioncookbook.com @paledragoncbus.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyC4...
@actioncookbook.com @paledragoncbus.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyC4...
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oh man, OH MAN! Tony Peña! On 3 and 0, sends everybody home! Tony Peña spells good night!
@actioncookbook.com @paledragoncbus.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyC4...
@actioncookbook.com @paledragoncbus.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyC4...
Soft no on Murphy, hard no on Mattingly, IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO FUCKING LONG, HE SHOULD'VE BEEN IN TWENTY YEARS AGO on Whitaker
November 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Soft no on Murphy, hard no on Mattingly, IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO FUCKING LONG, HE SHOULD'VE BEEN IN TWENTY YEARS AGO on Whitaker
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Wow wow wow
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Wow wow wow
Blake Snell looks like a clone whose face got smashed into the side of the tube when they were extracting him, good Lord.
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Blake Snell looks like a clone whose face got smashed into the side of the tube when they were extracting him, good Lord.
And they've finally scored a home PPG!
Weird stats in hockey: the Columbus Blue Jackets are playing their sixth home game tonight, and have played five road games so far.
They are 0/16 on the power play at home, and 4/9 on the power play on the road
They are 0/16 on the power play at home, and 4/9 on the power play on the road
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
And they've finally scored a home PPG!
Weird stats in hockey: the Columbus Blue Jackets are playing their sixth home game tonight, and have played five road games so far.
They are 0/16 on the power play at home, and 4/9 on the power play on the road
They are 0/16 on the power play at home, and 4/9 on the power play on the road
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Weird stats in hockey: the Columbus Blue Jackets are playing their sixth home game tonight, and have played five road games so far.
They are 0/16 on the power play at home, and 4/9 on the power play on the road
They are 0/16 on the power play at home, and 4/9 on the power play on the road
That's not ND ball, that's BC football, he regained possession while down
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
That's not ND ball, that's BC football, he regained possession while down