bambookeys.bsky.social
@bambookeys.bsky.social
Ive lived through so many geomagnetic storms and, honestly, none of them have been nearly as exciting as sci-fi made me think it would be.
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Ive made it a point to avoid the news, and what's ive gathered from posts is that:

Bill Clinton is in the Epstein Files (not surprising) and apparently he also got a bj from Donald Trump. I do not want Trump to be a bisexual icon but now i understand why he hated Hillary so much.
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Underlying all of this "what is a child" rhetoric is the "what is a female."

To these people, female bodies are for male pleasure and baby making.
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Im loving all of the energy behind thinking this will ruin Republicans. I hope, but this party has already done every depraved thing that you can imagine and it has had zero affect on their brainwashed constituents, why would this be any different?
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Goondocks Saints
Goon a movie

Goontanic
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I have a faux chinchilla blanket and my favorite past time is bundling up and saying that im chinchillin'
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A Megaman prequel called Man.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
There is some man in the Cafe listening to static loudly on his phone. Dafuq man?
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
But is it because BIPOC pedos dont exist or because everyone in the files is racist and didn't invite anyone BIPOC to the party?
Keep thinking about the color line in the Epstein files and which predators are not in them
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Everyone thinks that the terrible thing in the files is a lewd act. They dont have shame and are immune to consequences.

Its a trade secret that is in there for some reason. Probably a deal to sale part of Gaza to Epstein. It has something to do with a deal that is currently in the works.
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Cool, so now we have records od what we all knew to be true. Do we do something now or just bask in the glory of knowing we were right?
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I might be less annoyed by the criminal activities of this administration than I am at how poorly they cover their tracks.

Never -EVER- document your pedo escapades in writing. I mean, dont be a pedophile, but certainly dont write to your friends about it.
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
BREAKING!

New video evidence shows trump doing the dirty, Republicans explain why its not what you think.
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Whats an epstein? Jk, its the presidents pedophile best friend.
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Keep seeing "Dem Apologists" and reading "Dermatologists."

Dermatologists are convinced the party did the only thing they could.
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Im two years late watching Poor Things and I regret every decision I made in the last 730 days that wasnt watching Poor Things.
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Apps really thinking I have more patience than I do.
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Whenever I get a "you cant screenshot this" message, it makes me want to take a picture of my screen, blow said picture up to the size of a billboard, and put said billboard outside of the house of whomever decided to restrict what I can do on my phone!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The internet is wild. Somehow I have ended up following a conspiracy minded, big brother bashing, aspiring food blogger that thinks he is the target of a vegan plot to infringe his first amendment rights.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Crafting and tallent trees
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They promised to vote on the budget thing that they wouldnt put in the budget isnt an inspiring compromise.
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Reposted
it's hard to argue for nuance when so many people are dumb as shit
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My least favorite thing about corporate culture is executives wanting details and then complaining when things are too detailed.

"I need an executive level summary with all of the details, but no more than one page, and it all needs to be in the form of a picture that I can immediately understand!"
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Dick Cheney died before he got a chance to endorse Andrew Cuomo 😭😭😭
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM