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I'm desperately trying to finish my first novel. I think I'll need to supplement my retirement funds for the next few years.
Any pronoun but it.
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Are those "MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS" in the room with you right now, Piggy?
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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"Do you know how fast you were going."

"We're looking at that very strongly."

"Where are you headed?"

"We'll have something on that in about two weeks."

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"That's a nasty question."
November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
1.33 million active duty personnel in the military. $130 million works out to be about $97 dollars per person.
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I guess she didn't google it.
Was waiting to see how Olivia Reingold (who Oliver's piece destroyed almost as much as Bari Weiss) would respond, and you can see the tweet below which also shows she either did not watch his piece, or just didn't understand it, since he actually addresses this point directly.
October 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
How does a government that is attacking a minority convince its people not to attack another minority. Antisemitism can't be fought by bigots.
October 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm trying to wrap my head around the thinking of the man who sold his car in anticipation of the rapture. Did he think that he would be able to use the cash upstairs?
September 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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"history is also going to remember the cowards who definitely knew better but still let things happen—whether it was for money, convenience, or just comfort. Use ... the only phrase that can genuinely make a weak bully go away: F**k you. Make me.”" www.pajiba.com/news/john-ol...
John Oliver Offers Four Defiant Words of Advice to Disney Over the Kimmel Situation
It works. Try it out, Bob Iger.
www.pajiba.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Tell you what, it is a pretty beautiful experience to live in a house with someone who is roughly one million times braver than you.
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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200+ pages into a second draft, I'm thinking again about how the world of a novel (and the voice you write about it in) ideally gets stronger and stronger as you write. A problem I'm always thinking about: The day you're truly prepped to start writing a novel is probably the day you finish it.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Next year, Americans will see the biggest jump in health insurance costs in 15 years.

Meanwhile, the six largest health insurers raked in more than $31 billion in net income last year.

Still not sure if we need Medicare for All?
September 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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On this day in 1966, Star Trek first beamed into living rooms across America. None of us could have imagined then the journey it would set us on. And not just the cast and crew, but the millions of fans who would find hope, inspiration, and community in its vision of the future.
September 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Shouldn’t Alaska join this coalition?

Oh wait, no… sorry, that’s a silly suggestion.

#alaska #akleg

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Hawaii joins Oregon, California and Washington in formation of new health alliance
Just one day after Oregon, Washington and California announced the creation of a new health alliance, the state of Hawaii is now joining the coalition.
www.yahoo.com
September 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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RFK Jr. rolled out that old chestnut again about how healthy Americans were in the 60’s, so here’s a fact check.

In 1965:

-42% of American adults smoked; it’s 11% now.

-The infant morality rate was 24.7/1000; it’s 5.6/1000 now.

-Overall life expectancy was 70 years; it's about 77 years now.
September 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Boots is refusing to allow me to exercise this morning. How can I cope?
September 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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*snort*
August 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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The New Yorker…
August 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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You're not going to believe this but Susan Collins is "extremely alarmed"
August 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Republicans are trying to redraw congressional district lines to keep their grip on Congress in the midterms and beyond. 

Voters should pick their politicians, not the other way around.

Get involved with the @democraticredistricting.com as they fight back: bit.ly/3HJ1ayW
August 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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We’re going to go on a rant for a minute, and yes we’re bringing some history with us. Back in 1755, Benjamin Franklin wrote words that still echo today: “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.”
August 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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'A real mess': Trump's string of failed prosecutions becoming a 'nightmare' for DC courts
A surge of federal prosecutions aimed at curbing crime in Washington, DC has reportedly swamped the city’s courts, which were already stretched to the limit. CNN reported Wednesday that now led by former Fox News anchor Jeanine Pirro, the District’s U.S. Attorney’s Office has instructed prosecutors to bring the most serious charges available, even elevating minor offenses to more significant ones. Defense attorneys across the city argue that this is turning relatively small infractions into major legal battles. READ MORE: 'It's a real gut punch': Rural voters 'stunned' by Trump's damage A individual at DC federal public defender's office, who was not identified, told CNN: “It has been a nightmare." At the same time, prosecutors are pushing to keep more defendants behind bars before trial, a sharp shift from the city’s traditional approach of releasing those accused of nonviolent or low-level crimes unless they pose a threat or are convicted. This pivot has created immense pressure on DC’s criminal justice system, endangering the already fragile balance across its jails, federal courts, and the local Superior Court, which currently has 13 judicial vacancies waiting to be filled by the president, owing to the District’s unique federal status. AJ Kramer, the federal public defender for DC, told CNN: “It’s a real mess right now." READ MORE: (Opinion) Trump's reckoning may be right around the corner – here's why In a recent detention hearing, Magistrate Judge Zia Faruqui made clear how badly the system is buckling, per the report. He chastised the Department of Corrections for detaining a woman for nearly 24 hours “despite his order releasing her”, highlighting that the city’s facilities are not keeping pace with the volume of intake. “The systems in place are not keeping up with the volume coming in,” he noted in another appearance, conveying how this crackdown is amplifying existing inefficiencies in the DC jail. The report noted that this torrent of cases has also led to heightened scrutiny from both judges and juries. READ MORE: 'Insane': Trump official seethe over Noem's hand-picked aide crippling agency operations One federal matter this month involving an altercation between an FBI agent, an immigration officer, and a detainee failed to win a grand jury indictment not once but three times, an extremely rare outcome. Pirro candidly stated at a press conference: “The burden is on us to prove these cases,” then added, “Sometimes a jury will buy it and sometimes they won’t. So be it. That’s the way the process works.” Another striking example involves a DC man, Sean Dunn, who faces a felony assault charge after allegedly throwing a sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer. Prosecutors hoped to secure an indictment to proceed on the felony, but the grand jury refused, though the office still has the option to try again in the coming days. The aggressive federal posture endorsed by President Donald Trump and executed by Pirro’s team is flooding DC’s courts with elevated charges and pretrial detentions. But as the system strains under the weight, repeated grand jury setbacks mean that increased prosecution may be reaching the limits of what evidence and resources can sustain. This development has revealed deep vulnerabilities in the capital’s criminal justice framework. READ MORE: 'You gonna believe the numbers?' Trump official cornered on pending low jobs report
dlvr.it
August 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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This could be the only New York Times headline I've enjoyed in an entire year! Woohoo!
August 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM