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Simply Jeff
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I'm desperately trying to finish my first novel. I think I'll need to supplement my retirement funds for the next few years.
Any pronoun but it.
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Boots is refusing to allow me to exercise this morning. How can I cope?
A striped gray cat with four white socks and chin sleeping on a treadmill.
September 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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One of five youngsters of two litters hanging out in my backyard. I call him squeaky. He's the friendliest of the bunch. He's my next-door neighbor's, but he thinks my house is his too.
A white black and brown tabby kitten with gorgeous markings about 15 weeks old laying on the ground and looking up at the camera above.
June 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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The Fitbit app is trying to convince users to upload their medical lab reports in exchange for a summary. Yeah, right. Here's my private information. Give me a little bit of info i will easily get from a qualified professional.
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Fitbit Labs Ready to upload your first lab report? Get a simple summary of your lab report. If you're not ready, please share why in the survey. Get started
May 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Got to love Chinese translated to English.
Aliexpess listing for a tennis ball launcher. A photo of a small dog running after a tennis ball that has just launched from the machine. Inset text says, "Don't be afraid of heat. Don't be afraid of cold." The listing text: Dog launcher dog server interactive toy tennis ball throwing machine automatic throwing machine
May 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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"Do you seriously e pect to start a rebellion with picayune stuff like that?" "It's not picayune stuff, because it acts directly on their emotions, below the logical level. You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic. It doesn't have to be a prejudice about an important matter either." Robrt A. Heinlein - "If This Goes On--"
February 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Four actors, each captioned. JRR Tolkien: I prefer to write happy endings. Stephen King: I hate writing endings. Joe Abercrombie: No one gets a clean ending. George RR Martin: You guys are writing endings??
February 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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"You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity. " -- Robert A. Heinlein - Logic of Empire
February 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Might have something to do with it.
AP headline: A passenger jet collided with a helicopter... And Politics: Trump fires heads of TSA, Coast Guard and guts key aviation safety advisory committee
January 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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An interesting conundrum
An email from Domino's Pizza in response to an opt-out request. It states that the opt-out is only valid on the device where you submitted the request and will expire if you clear your cookies, go into private browsing, or delete and reinstall our app. We are working on a technical solution to allow customers to opt-out across all ordering channels.
January 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I think I know the answer.
January 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Who is your celebrity "Birthday Twin" (born on the same day as you)? Answer with Pic or gif only
George VI was King of the United Kingdom and the Dominions of the British Commonwealth from December 11, 1936, until his death in 1952. He was also the last Emperor of India and the first Head of the Commonwealth.
January 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM