Certified Boogeywoman
@baelizean.bsky.social
🇧🇿 Desireé
New app, same yap.
🎰Vegas 🎰
New app, same yap.
🎰Vegas 🎰
Popping in to wish all the mothers happy Mother’s Day 🤍💐
May 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Popping in to wish all the mothers happy Mother’s Day 🤍💐
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grateful for where I am and hopeful for the future.
March 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
grateful for where I am and hopeful for the future.
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Find someone you want to waste time with.
March 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Find someone you want to waste time with.
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If y’all drinking tonight take a shot for me, make sure you hydrate, and please don’t drive drunk.
March 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If y’all drinking tonight take a shot for me, make sure you hydrate, and please don’t drive drunk.
Nigga weird on Twitter now he being weird on here. 😒
Aight so boom.
He definitely sent me money for breakfast. Told me not to tell yall.
I even get clarification for that “woman with a black ass” post.
But then…
He definitely sent me money for breakfast. Told me not to tell yall.
I even get clarification for that “woman with a black ass” post.
But then…
March 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Nigga weird on Twitter now he being weird on here. 😒
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y’all i can’t stop laughing
March 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
y’all i can’t stop laughing
I’m barely on here and I’m blocked by 24 people lol
March 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m barely on here and I’m blocked by 24 people lol
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I wanna take a nap
March 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I wanna take a nap
Haven’t seen him in so long, I’m kinda nervous
March 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Haven’t seen him in so long, I’m kinda nervous
78 days until the GNX concert with my favorite person
March 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
78 days until the GNX concert with my favorite person
Well damn
March 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Well damn
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‘Buy U A Drank’ is quite literally one of the greatest songs to ever be created.
March 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
‘Buy U A Drank’ is quite literally one of the greatest songs to ever be created.
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I love a man who initiates things "you busy this weekend? I was hoping we could go wine tasting" not these "when am I seeing you" 🫠
March 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I love a man who initiates things "you busy this weekend? I was hoping we could go wine tasting" not these "when am I seeing you" 🫠
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I feel like I’ve lived three separate lives since this time last year lmao
March 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I feel like I’ve lived three separate lives since this time last year lmao
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If you gon revoke degrees, revoke those loans too
March 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you gon revoke degrees, revoke those loans too
Too many people reaching out in the last 24 hrs that I haven’t spoken to in years. Thats how I knew a retrograde is upon us.
March 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Too many people reaching out in the last 24 hrs that I haven’t spoken to in years. Thats how I knew a retrograde is upon us.
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“Conspiracy theories is giving, but I must admit it, you got the wrong person”
March 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“Conspiracy theories is giving, but I must admit it, you got the wrong person”
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i don't think it's anti-brat. it's all vanilla men, who VERY CLEARLY don't know what a brat is (their experience being dealing with women who are just disrespectful, which isn't bratting)...
it's another case of the world outside the community using our terminology (wrong) again. i just ignore it
it's another case of the world outside the community using our terminology (wrong) again. i just ignore it
The growing anti-brat agenda is shocking to me. SHOCKING.
March 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i don't think it's anti-brat. it's all vanilla men, who VERY CLEARLY don't know what a brat is (their experience being dealing with women who are just disrespectful, which isn't bratting)...
it's another case of the world outside the community using our terminology (wrong) again. i just ignore it
it's another case of the world outside the community using our terminology (wrong) again. i just ignore it
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Take this shit back to Twitter with that jigaboo jargon
March 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Take this shit back to Twitter with that jigaboo jargon
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Whatever you overlook now, you'll be overlooking for the rest of your relationship; Maybe even for the rest of your life.
Never let disrespect slide. It always escalates over time.
If it doesn't feel right, don't you ever let that shit go!
Never let disrespect slide. It always escalates over time.
If it doesn't feel right, don't you ever let that shit go!
a woman says " you got to respect me " in front of her face
ALT: a woman says " you got to respect me " in front of her face
media.tenor.com
March 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Whatever you overlook now, you'll be overlooking for the rest of your relationship; Maybe even for the rest of your life.
Never let disrespect slide. It always escalates over time.
If it doesn't feel right, don't you ever let that shit go!
Never let disrespect slide. It always escalates over time.
If it doesn't feel right, don't you ever let that shit go!
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Yall don’t go to the playground anymore mane no double dutching or swimming 😬 most times as we age we enjoy the nightlife more lol
So. Does anyone else* feel like their skintone has gradually and unintentionally become lighter over the years?
I have been debating whether this is just the technological evolution of cameras, but I’m starting to think there really is a difference.
*Black people only
I have been debating whether this is just the technological evolution of cameras, but I’m starting to think there really is a difference.
*Black people only
March 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Yall don’t go to the playground anymore mane no double dutching or swimming 😬 most times as we age we enjoy the nightlife more lol
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We talking about a Black man inviting skin heads to his events to sing gospel records he not only out his fuckin mind he’s dangerous to Black people he needs to leave Kendrick tf alone
March 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We talking about a Black man inviting skin heads to his events to sing gospel records he not only out his fuckin mind he’s dangerous to Black people he needs to leave Kendrick tf alone