Skip, the Online Raccoon
@badposter.lol
Awarded # 2 most followed cigarette smoking Raccoon.
# 1 biggest fan of Fridays.
I love my country, Massachusetts.
# 1 biggest fan of Fridays.
I love my country, Massachusetts.
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shut up shut UP! Shut The Fuck Upppp’!!!!
there should literally a Skip Louvre
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
there should literally a Skip Louvre
holy fucking shit haha
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
holy fucking shit haha
everyone else: happy thanksgiving i’m so thankful for all of you
hulk:
hulk:
IM NOT ABOUT TO GET SEXUAL WITH A CAT
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
everyone else: happy thanksgiving i’m so thankful for all of you
hulk:
hulk:
i just saw a train it’s gonna be a good day
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i just saw a train it’s gonna be a good day
is the Death Cab to acquire Cutie or on behalf of Cutie
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
is the Death Cab to acquire Cutie or on behalf of Cutie
i have been muting almost every post i make within an hour of posting it, because liberal crayon chewers can’t keep their brainrotted opinions to themselves. learn to understand jokes and satire, or log the fuck off.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i have been muting almost every post i make within an hour of posting it, because liberal crayon chewers can’t keep their brainrotted opinions to themselves. learn to understand jokes and satire, or log the fuck off.
saying “amen” after a prayer is lowkey sexist imo, from now on we should say “aperson”
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
saying “amen” after a prayer is lowkey sexist imo, from now on we should say “aperson”
a lot of you morons are taking this and saying i was at fault because i was tailgating. not once did i say that. if you’re driving at 40 mph and you slam on your brakes, no matter how far behind that person i am, it’s still hard to react and stop that quickly.
this lady was literally about to go through a light and it turned yellow. she SLAMMED her brakes. i nearly ended up in her back seat. some people need to not have their license.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
a lot of you morons are taking this and saying i was at fault because i was tailgating. not once did i say that. if you’re driving at 40 mph and you slam on your brakes, no matter how far behind that person i am, it’s still hard to react and stop that quickly.
it is actually fucking crazy how some people take things and misinterpret them. yes, register me as a sex offender because i think the administration is crooked and won’t release evidence that will incriminate them.
@badposter.lol you're going to JAIL bucko
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
it is actually fucking crazy how some people take things and misinterpret them. yes, register me as a sex offender because i think the administration is crooked and won’t release evidence that will incriminate them.
guys i just got my hands on the Epstein files and you’re not gonna like what you see,
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
guys i just got my hands on the Epstein files and you’re not gonna like what you see,
this mfer posts in light mode. major racist conservative vibes.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
this mfer posts in light mode. major racist conservative vibes.
i just realized Smams is smams backwards
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i just realized Smams is smams backwards
@farnerb0cken.bsky.social happy thanksgiving farner
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@farnerb0cken.bsky.social happy thanksgiving farner
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So I was walking along the sandy beach with jesus. (yes like the poem) and I looke behind me and saw like 80 pairs of footprints and I was like "jesus, what gives?" and he was like "It's a public beach, my child"
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So I was walking along the sandy beach with jesus. (yes like the poem) and I looke behind me and saw like 80 pairs of footprints and I was like "jesus, what gives?" and he was like "It's a public beach, my child"
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It’s important to take time sifting through the alluvial soil to find the most nutritious posts
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It’s important to take time sifting through the alluvial soil to find the most nutritious posts
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bury me in casseroles
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
bury me in casseroles
alright guys hear me out.. dumplings, ok now stay with me.. they’re full of ground turkey, stuffing, cranberry, diced celery and carrots, ok? but here’s the best part… the dipping sauce? gravy.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
alright guys hear me out.. dumplings, ok now stay with me.. they’re full of ground turkey, stuffing, cranberry, diced celery and carrots, ok? but here’s the best part… the dipping sauce? gravy.
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Thanksgiving is short for Tom Hanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Thanksgiving is short for Tom Hanksgiving
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crabs should naturally have googly eyes
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
crabs should naturally have googly eyes
today is lowkey giving thanks 💅🏼😩
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
today is lowkey giving thanks 💅🏼😩
framing this and putting it on the mantle (top 20 blocked in 24 hours)
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
framing this and putting it on the mantle (top 20 blocked in 24 hours)
this fucking kid was pissing on the mens stall and threw his empty can in the toilet and i instinctively yelled “people have to shit in there you fucking child” and now everyone knows im 30.
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
this fucking kid was pissing on the mens stall and threw his empty can in the toilet and i instinctively yelled “people have to shit in there you fucking child” and now everyone knows im 30.
espresso martini, oh babey
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
espresso martini, oh babey