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Mammal.
I was trying to insult my friends and auto-correct just changed "mongrels" to "congress"

I kept it, realizing that was the far worse insult.
August 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
@mjmckean.bsky.social I am a big fan of your work. Did you ever read for the Chevy Chase role on the NBC show Community? It woulda been back around 2009.

You would have crushed that role. Chevy infamously clashed with most everyone on set. Anyway, cheers. ST2 is gonna rock!
August 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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The new 4000 Holes podcast is out now, previewing the season to come.
Are Rovers more of a muddy hill or a dodgy shoulder? ⚪️🔵

www.brfcs.com/podcasts/the...
The 'What Now?' Show - 20 Minutes From The Play Offs
The Essential Pre-Season Review
www.brfcs.com
August 6, 2025 at 6:09 AM
If anyone's wondering where all the Proud Boys, 3%ers, and other facists losers have been during the protests...

They are all employed by ICE now.
July 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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In a night of pure magic with the incomparable @thejoedante.bsky.social and some gremlin friends, we had the best time at our sold out screening of GREMLINS 2 on 35mm (big shout out to our projectionists who helped make the night so unforgettable)
July 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Can you, for shits and giggles, rewrite my joke? Me just a simple cave man.

"Have you ever read or seen 'A Portrait of Dorian Gray'?

SPOILER ALERT: The painting at end is Joe Rogan."
June 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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The final 4000 Holes podcast of the season is here…⚪️🔵
Join @rogwhiteside.bsky.social @ianherbert95.bsky.social @rorylarmer.bsky.social @mcderples.bsky.social @baconboi.bsky.social in dissecting the 24/25 season.

www.brfcs.com/podcasts/the...
The 'What Now?' Show - Season 24-25 Reviewed
The Essential Season Review
www.brfcs.com
May 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
@zachlowenba.bsky.social Whats the rate of non-Steph games in which Draymond has fouled out/ejected/DNP?

Like, it could be 50% right?
May 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Spida Mitchell is dinged for sure. He's not moving right.
May 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Tough time to be both a Yank and a #Rovers fan.

Just lost out on a playoff spot and a mostly-functional democracy in the same few weeks.
May 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
America has become the Steven Seagal of actors.
April 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
@zachlowenba.bsky.social

Amped for your new show! You are a good dude and the NBA world is better with you in it.

Please talk about Dean Wade in episode 1.

Thank you, sir.
April 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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We're doing these racists a big favor when we pretend their project is in any way based on actual grievance with modern DEI policy. They just want to promote the belief that no non-white person has ever been worthy of any praise or qualified for any honor or position
This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.

Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
March 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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We don't spend a penny on marketing. It's all word of mouth for @costplusdrugs.com

That's how we keep prices so low. Please spread the word !
March 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
This #Rovers team has the body language of a man waiting for a vasectomy.
March 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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the week’s BASKETBALL FEELINGS is about empathy turning into a finite resource, something we only give with promise of return

plus: embiid knee, trump’s fear, and how the trickledown of tone in nba punditry gives us permission to flatten people
Empathy's expiry date
How fear and individualism is turning our most expansive human quality finite.
www.basketballfeelings.com
March 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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EXCLUSIVE: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth last week ordered U.S. Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions.

On @therecordmedia.bsky.social

therecord.media/hegseth-orde...
Exclusive: Hegseth orders Cyber Command to stand down on Russia planning
The secretary of Defense has ordered U.S. Cyber Command to stand down from all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions, sources tell Recorded Future News.
therecord.media
February 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
To all my Euro friends and followers,

I apologize America gave up a two goal lead, in stoppage time of the Cold War Derby, versus Russia.

Gotta say, I thought we had this thing won.
February 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Opt out tomorrow!
February 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Gene Hackman didn't give a shit about accents or methods.

He had one pitch, and for 30+ years, it was unhittable.

It always hurts a bit more when it's a fellow Marine.

RIP
February 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Watching #Cavs vs #Magic and Goga Bitadze's hair...

Are we sure that's not an undercover agent in a wig; trying to foil some Naked Gun/Sudden Death style attack?

#NBA #Iamhigh
February 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Last October, we took a trip to the World Forestry Center in Portland, Oregon, for a daylong exploration of lichen—the fuzzy growths often found on trees, roofs, and gravestones. Two experts joined us to discuss the fascinating world of lichen and their role in a changing climate.
What Lichen Tell Us About Ecology, Air Quality, And More
Ira is joined on stage by experts in Portland, Oregon, to talk about the amazing world of lichen and their role in a changing climate.
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February 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I like Ryan Hedges. He seems like a nice human being.

But sub him off. I give zero shits about his ego right now. He's not right and it's costing us big time.

#rovers
February 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM