Jared
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Jared
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Mammal.
The slow death.

Real "Pit of Sarlac" shit.
September 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Looks done
September 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Try being virtuous in humility.
August 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
He's not correct.

He's a also worse than an obnoxious prick, he is a pathetic sack of rancid worms.
April 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Later, snowflake.
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I am convinced he is an actual sack of real worms.

When he expires, it'll be even worse. Smarter people will take the big chair. They will worship him. They will erect statues of him.

Our kids will grow up in the shadows of a tyrannical toddler.
April 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Ohtani speaks better english than this.
April 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Also "fit" should factor in veteran leadership. The Grizz don't have a single player 30 years old. That's the front office playing NBA2k instead of actual life, where leadership and experience matters a great deal over a long season.
March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You are right, but what if it's also because he has the personality of a mortician?
March 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Do you mean "he talks" about how he is just about the basketball? Actions speak louder than words. Try as you may, we aren't forgetting those Brooklyn years or press conferences.
March 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
KD is the Resident Evil of film franchises. Very successful by many metrics, but nobody is sitting around talking about how much they LOVE that franchise and how important it is to them, or cinema at large.
March 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Does no one here understand how fucking gross that is?

If all that matters to them is getting rich off crypto, we have failed as a society and we are fucked either way.
March 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The same young men who are responsible for anime porn being the top selling games on Steam, the same young men who flood 4chan with 'mass murder dares' and snuff memes.

Fuck em and fuck crypto.
March 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM