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backshotbandit69.bsky.social
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Locked out by Elon for a password that I've had since 2013 being “weak and vulnerable to compromise" and unable to reset (ship him back to space).

I was then sent here as an arbiter of chaos.

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How does an actual human being manage to look like a computer rendering of a Grand Theft Auto character from 2002?
I remain convinced that Steven Segal is just John Travolta in disguise
November 27, 2023 at 11:21 PM
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If you cannot make money on the most entertaining animation of the medium's entire history you are probably very bad at your job.
November 27, 2023 at 11:12 PM
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50 year old heterosexual guy who calls himself a “heckin cutie”: Erm, could we get a content warning on this? Some of us are triggered by images of people enjoying themselves off the computer
November 10, 2023 at 5:54 PM
100% agree. Too bad I'm too busy being a “real beater" to be able to provide meaningful assistance.
When I was a kid, I looked forward to being an adult because it was when I could start building new things. But now I’m starting to see that 90% of the real work of being an adult is just keeping things from falling apart.

So I’m trying to do that too, and so should all of us.
November 10, 2023 at 9:07 PM
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bringing back a timely classic
November 10, 2023 at 8:29 PM
Landlord raises rent on or right around my bday yet again. If he does it again next year I'm leaving with his daughter no questions asked.
November 2, 2023 at 3:28 PM
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November 1, 2023 at 1:04 AM
The devil works hard, but Goodell works harder.
October 29, 2023 at 7:14 PM
October 27, 2023 at 9:21 PM