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American Theater is truly dead what do you mean a livestream of an off broadway play costs 75 DOLLARS
October 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
rip robert redford one time your brother came into my restaurant and booked a table using just your last name and i freaked out and ran to tell the whole kitchen but then he took off his baseball cap and wasn’t that hot and I realized my error
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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So cool when your buddy asks to borrow a bead and then he says he lost it and 2 months later you see it in his necklace.
June 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
breadposting for first sourdough :)
April 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
her best friend is sandal
February 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
tired: demon twink
wired: fruit of all evil
February 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
why does the guy in the conclave ads say it like that wtf
January 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
a angel
January 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is where I am going to put my Bailey pictures and if anyone else likes them that’s fine but this is a Bailey page now I have decided
December 20, 2024 at 6:20 AM
not the onlyfans x subaru limited collection 🙈
December 20, 2024 at 6:15 AM
you either die a tj mack or you live long enough to see yourself become the wife
December 18, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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What if you were in the spelling bee and you had to spell Ra’s al Ghul ?? #ohno
November 29, 2024 at 1:28 AM
incredible things are happening on r/brooklyn
November 18, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Miss Fancypaw
November 16, 2024 at 1:27 AM
i wrote a play that is *definitely not* about caroline calloway and if u are in bk u should come :)
November 13, 2024 at 2:52 AM
*suspiria by goblin voice* WITCH!!!!!
October 31, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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Not to compare Taylor Swift and Kate Bush, but if Bush wrote a song called "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" you can bet that it would be about the struggles of being a five-inch tall man trapped in someone's kitchen
April 19, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Big Badness
January 17, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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it's funny that the adult converts aren't in it for stuff like this. instead they're in it for like a treatise by a church scholar from nine centuries ago that says it's okay to use homeless people as fuel.
For my entrance to Bluesky, here is the fabulous skeleton of St. Pancratius in Wil, Switzerland. He was one of the catacomb saints - skeletons exhumed in Rome and sent across the Alps to replace those destroyed during the Reformation. They typically ended up elaborately dressed and bejewelled
November 3, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Sign
October 22, 2023 at 10:25 PM
late 😓
#birdbot
October 11, 2023 at 7:33 AM
it’s bailey
September 12, 2023 at 5:03 PM
logging on to yet another app
August 17, 2023 at 3:13 PM