Deacon Longstroke
@b-l-ayque.bsky.social
Proof that ANYTHING popular is lucrative.
Those lil soundbytes of bad advice had yall LINED UP like Popeyes had a new sammich coming out
Those lil soundbytes of bad advice had yall LINED UP like Popeyes had a new sammich coming out
Hold on, ppl were paying $200 to go to Tonight’s Conversation?!
January 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Proof that ANYTHING popular is lucrative.
Those lil soundbytes of bad advice had yall LINED UP like Popeyes had a new sammich coming out
Those lil soundbytes of bad advice had yall LINED UP like Popeyes had a new sammich coming out
The line between confidence and delusion is RAZOR THIN these days
January 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The line between confidence and delusion is RAZOR THIN these days
Diet and Exercise can be difficult for some.
I get that.
But BATHS and ANTIBIOTICS are easy.
Fix ya hygiene, and ya pH.
U mint be single cuz u stank/sick
I get that.
But BATHS and ANTIBIOTICS are easy.
Fix ya hygiene, and ya pH.
U mint be single cuz u stank/sick
January 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Diet and Exercise can be difficult for some.
I get that.
But BATHS and ANTIBIOTICS are easy.
Fix ya hygiene, and ya pH.
U mint be single cuz u stank/sick
I get that.
But BATHS and ANTIBIOTICS are easy.
Fix ya hygiene, and ya pH.
U mint be single cuz u stank/sick
My dick just won't get drowsy....
He just DRY ASS WOKE.
He just DRY ASS WOKE.
January 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
My dick just won't get drowsy....
He just DRY ASS WOKE.
He just DRY ASS WOKE.
Yall just be online saying
ANY GOTDAMN THANG
ANY GOTDAMN THANG
January 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Yall just be online saying
ANY GOTDAMN THANG
ANY GOTDAMN THANG
Especially when u speak words of affirmation into her ears while locking eyes with her reflection
Doing it infront of a mirror is top tier 👏🏾💯
Ooo yeah watching is DEF a plus. This why I said I needed a damn mirror smh 🤨
January 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Especially when u speak words of affirmation into her ears while locking eyes with her reflection
When she swears the toys haven't desensitized that qewchie
December 17, 2024 at 8:54 AM
When she swears the toys haven't desensitized that qewchie
Naw. She used to hide cuz super suit.
Unpopular opinion: We deserve a Frozone Spin off film or TV Series on Disney Plus man 😭
December 17, 2024 at 8:51 AM
Naw. She used to hide cuz super suit.
Yall don't know this?
Cuz was like 7 feet tall
Cuz was like 7 feet tall
December 17, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Yall don't know this?
Cuz was like 7 feet tall
Cuz was like 7 feet tall
I volunteer as tribute
December 15, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I volunteer as tribute
That's a type lil baby....
It's called "intellectual", my lil sapio
It's called "intellectual", my lil sapio
December 10, 2024 at 8:41 AM
That's a type lil baby....
It's called "intellectual", my lil sapio
It's called "intellectual", my lil sapio
Ain't that abuse?
December 10, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Ain't that abuse?
This was my FRESHMAN YEAR student planner....
I can literally hear the sound as you scratched it horizontally and see the holographic clock when u move it
I can literally hear the sound as you scratched it horizontally and see the holographic clock when u move it
I am this old and that is why I have multiple planners to this day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 most digital tho #blacksky #blackskyover30
December 9, 2024 at 3:24 AM
This was my FRESHMAN YEAR student planner....
I can literally hear the sound as you scratched it horizontally and see the holographic clock when u move it
I can literally hear the sound as you scratched it horizontally and see the holographic clock when u move it
Ohhhh I get it. No that wasn't me. I didn't know a game was being played. I don't need anonymity to be forthright.
Oh you was tht feet person in my ngl
November 30, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Ohhhh I get it. No that wasn't me. I didn't know a game was being played. I don't need anonymity to be forthright.
What's an NGL?
I thought that meant Not Gone Lie
I thought that meant Not Gone Lie
Oh you was tht feet person in my ngl
November 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM
What's an NGL?
I thought that meant Not Gone Lie
I thought that meant Not Gone Lie
What's yall fav part of the titty?
Side?
Underneath?
Cleavage?
Areola?
Nipple?
The SAG?
The PERK?
Side?
Underneath?
Cleavage?
Areola?
Nipple?
The SAG?
The PERK?
November 27, 2024 at 11:27 PM
What's yall fav part of the titty?
Side?
Underneath?
Cleavage?
Areola?
Nipple?
The SAG?
The PERK?
Side?
Underneath?
Cleavage?
Areola?
Nipple?
The SAG?
The PERK?
I started drooling like I just left the dentist.
Somebody put some draws on that cake before I eat it from THE BYKE
Somebody put some draws on that cake before I eat it from THE BYKE
November 27, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I started drooling like I just left the dentist.
Somebody put some draws on that cake before I eat it from THE BYKE
Somebody put some draws on that cake before I eat it from THE BYKE
"Yo No Se Mananã"
By Christian Nódal
By Christian Nódal
what’s your favorite Hispanic/Latino song ? 👀
November 25, 2024 at 12:00 AM
"Yo No Se Mananã"
By Christian Nódal
By Christian Nódal
These be the type niggas that lose the boxing match and wanna start wrestling
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
These be the type niggas that lose the boxing match and wanna start wrestling
U read that correctly gotdamn me
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 AM
U read that correctly gotdamn me
I'm in no position to disagree. But I would love sum time
🐱 taste better
Nooo...
Whyyyyyyy?!
Whyyyyyyy?!
November 24, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I'm in no position to disagree. But I would love sum time
Nooo...
Whyyyyyyy?!
Whyyyyyyy?!
November 22, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Nooo...
Whyyyyyyy?!
Whyyyyyyy?!
Mmmph! Certified Amazon....
Might need to put u on the wishlist
Might need to put u on the wishlist
November 22, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Mmmph! Certified Amazon....
Might need to put u on the wishlist
Might need to put u on the wishlist
Studs with mani/pedis make me
Weeeeeak!
White toes and boyish clothes... guaranteed TAKEDOWN
Weeeeeak!
White toes and boyish clothes... guaranteed TAKEDOWN
Post yall hands too im tryna see sumn 👀
November 22, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Studs with mani/pedis make me
Weeeeeak!
White toes and boyish clothes... guaranteed TAKEDOWN
Weeeeeak!
White toes and boyish clothes... guaranteed TAKEDOWN
That kinda slander is unnecessary....
U grew up in a group home?
U grew up in a group home?
U eat butt fresh from the clurb, huh??!😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite 🫶🏾
November 22, 2024 at 8:28 PM
That kinda slander is unnecessary....
U grew up in a group home?
U grew up in a group home?