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“Stop being so hard on yourself over a past you cannot change.”
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“Stop being so hard on yourself over a past you cannot change.”
Mrs: What do you want for your birthday?
Me:*Smirk*
Mrs: Let's go to the gun store tomorrow then
Me:
Me:*Smirk*
Mrs: Let's go to the gun store tomorrow then
Me:
a woman is covering her nose with her hand and the words `` you a real one '' are behind her .
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November 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Mrs: What do you want for your birthday?
Me:*Smirk*
Mrs: Let's go to the gun store tomorrow then
Me:
Me:*Smirk*
Mrs: Let's go to the gun store tomorrow then
Me:
Watching this true crime documentary in YT. An identical twin killed a woman but please arrest the innocent twin initially.
This story is wild
This story is wild
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Watching this true crime documentary in YT. An identical twin killed a woman but please arrest the innocent twin initially.
This story is wild
This story is wild
My smoker after I got down with it today
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November 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My smoker after I got down with it today
Logic seems sound honestly lol
Saying it’s trash just bc you don’t like the texture is insane and doesn’t make it trash. I’m sicka you 😂
I guess I didn’t think of it that way. 😭
Calling a food trash while people are eating it in real time is bad timing.
Oops 😭
Sorry yall lmfaooo. That was inconsiderate
Calling a food trash while people are eating it in real time is bad timing.
Oops 😭
Sorry yall lmfaooo. That was inconsiderate
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Logic seems sound honestly lol
I tried to diet right after a Daniel's fast. And someone had the audacity get loud with me.
I have never had to use so much restraint to stop from crashing out
I have never had to use so much restraint to stop from crashing out
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November 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I tried to diet right after a Daniel's fast. And someone had the audacity get loud with me.
I have never had to use so much restraint to stop from crashing out
I have never had to use so much restraint to stop from crashing out
Me the last time I tried to diet:
He brought out the worst parts of me. Like things I didn’t know I had in me to do to a person. And I felt way too comfortable doing it. He had to go. I like love and happiness. I never wanna react or be in situation that make me like that again.
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Me the last time I tried to diet:
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If you don’t want me telling people about the evil shit you did… maybe, don’t do evil shit??
two men in blue shirts are looking at a laptop computer
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November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If you don’t want me telling people about the evil shit you did… maybe, don’t do evil shit??
These christmas pictures look amazing. I can't wait to get them back
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
These christmas pictures look amazing. I can't wait to get them back
Y'all wonder why folks got trust issues. Remember sitting in class and someone gets your attention and you look and all you see is
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October 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Y'all wonder why folks got trust issues. Remember sitting in class and someone gets your attention and you look and all you see is
How i messed up this week...
So I forgot his water cup when I went to pick him up yesterday.
He politely said "water pwease"
Me: "I'm sorry I left it at home"
Him: "It's otay 🥺"
Bruh! I saw that little face in the mirror and went to the closest place. I got a refresher & he got his water.
So I forgot his water cup when I went to pick him up yesterday.
He politely said "water pwease"
Me: "I'm sorry I left it at home"
Him: "It's otay 🥺"
Bruh! I saw that little face in the mirror and went to the closest place. I got a refresher & he got his water.
October 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
How i messed up this week...
So I forgot his water cup when I went to pick him up yesterday.
He politely said "water pwease"
Me: "I'm sorry I left it at home"
Him: "It's otay 🥺"
Bruh! I saw that little face in the mirror and went to the closest place. I got a refresher & he got his water.
So I forgot his water cup when I went to pick him up yesterday.
He politely said "water pwease"
Me: "I'm sorry I left it at home"
Him: "It's otay 🥺"
Bruh! I saw that little face in the mirror and went to the closest place. I got a refresher & he got his water.
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Don’t be that one who died because you let your grace for people who didn’t deserve it morph into stress beyond repair.
And yes, I’m talm bout them relatives.
And yes, I’m talm bout them relatives.
October 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Don’t be that one who died because you let your grace for people who didn’t deserve it morph into stress beyond repair.
And yes, I’m talm bout them relatives.
And yes, I’m talm bout them relatives.
He-Man Woman-Haters Club 101:
They say we pandering. Ask me how I know.
Unpopular opinion but I think that it’s not enough for men to decenter other men, they should make it their business to shame other men & force them to change. But I also think they like seeing other men struggle & just brushing it off as a “skills issue”.
October 17, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He-Man Woman-Haters Club 101:
Facts! I've seen Mustangs, Camaros, and Corvettes go sub-25K and a couple were sub-20K recently.
Me and my FIL are trying to get to a Mechum auction next year for that exact reason
Me and my FIL are trying to get to a Mechum auction next year for that exact reason
Or less really.
Getting a restomod really isn’t that expensive these days.
You could walk away at auction with a classic for like $30k.
You could walk away at auction with a classic for like $30k.
October 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Facts! I've seen Mustangs, Camaros, and Corvettes go sub-25K and a couple were sub-20K recently.
Me and my FIL are trying to get to a Mechum auction next year for that exact reason
Me and my FIL are trying to get to a Mechum auction next year for that exact reason
Amen!
Satan might be busy, but God stays busier. What the enemy is trying to destroy, God is already working to restore.
That was for you and me. 🙏🏾
That was for you and me. 🙏🏾
September 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Amen!
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Sometimes without warning ⚠️
August 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sometimes without warning ⚠️
Family would be slow singing and flower bringing.
August 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Family would be slow singing and flower bringing.
So not only are car prices higher than one of the president's sons, now they aren't worth a damn either?
At this point, I want to grab an old Land Rover or Tahoe and rebuild it with some modern tech
At this point, I want to grab an old Land Rover or Tahoe and rebuild it with some modern tech
August 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So not only are car prices higher than one of the president's sons, now they aren't worth a damn either?
At this point, I want to grab an old Land Rover or Tahoe and rebuild it with some modern tech
At this point, I want to grab an old Land Rover or Tahoe and rebuild it with some modern tech
I want a new car but ever 5 secs there's a recall.
Ford has recalled fuel injector that could potentially cause a fire
Nissan/Infiniti: Have defects that may cause the engine to fail while driving
Jag/Land Rover recalls due to engine fire risks
Ford has recalled fuel injector that could potentially cause a fire
Nissan/Infiniti: Have defects that may cause the engine to fail while driving
Jag/Land Rover recalls due to engine fire risks
August 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I want a new car but ever 5 secs there's a recall.
Ford has recalled fuel injector that could potentially cause a fire
Nissan/Infiniti: Have defects that may cause the engine to fail while driving
Jag/Land Rover recalls due to engine fire risks
Ford has recalled fuel injector that could potentially cause a fire
Nissan/Infiniti: Have defects that may cause the engine to fail while driving
Jag/Land Rover recalls due to engine fire risks
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We all going through something real. Give grace to yourself and others. Practice patience. You’ll figure it out.
August 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We all going through something real. Give grace to yourself and others. Practice patience. You’ll figure it out.
Fries? 12.75
Looking at a restaurant menu:
Burger - $15
Add cheese - $2.50
Add bacon - $3.50
Add mushrooms and onions - $2
Bitch!
Burger - $15
Add cheese - $2.50
Add bacon - $3.50
Add mushrooms and onions - $2
Bitch!
August 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Fries? 12.75
This tweet was a roller coaster. I saw powder in the nose and never imagined it was going to be 🔥 pizza content
the powder on the nose, the shorts, bandana, house arrest bracelet…pizza is🔥
The fit, the vibe, the crisp golden cheese. Immaculate. @solomonmissouri.bsky.social
🎥 Jamie_Vanleamer
🎥 Jamie_Vanleamer
August 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This tweet was a roller coaster. I saw powder in the nose and never imagined it was going to be 🔥 pizza content
I haven't opened this app in days, and all I see is my Spooky homie and the Salad tossa running out, lol
So a normal Wednesday, I suppose.
So a normal Wednesday, I suppose.
August 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I haven't opened this app in days, and all I see is my Spooky homie and the Salad tossa running out, lol
So a normal Wednesday, I suppose.
So a normal Wednesday, I suppose.
I'm too slick with comebacks. I plan to stop one day, but the way my brain works... I highly doubt it.
August 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'm too slick with comebacks. I plan to stop one day, but the way my brain works... I highly doubt it.