ayemrsim.bsky.social
@ayemrsim.bsky.social
How i messed up this week...

So I forgot his water cup when I went to pick him up yesterday.

He politely said "water pwease"

Me: "I'm sorry I left it at home"

Him: "It's otay 🥺"

Bruh! I saw that little face in the mirror and went to the closest place. I got a refresher & he got his water.
October 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
No pressure, lol

We're just always looking for new books for his little library lol
May 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Troublesome client: I truly want to hear your lessons learned.

My team: *looks at me in don't you do it*

Me: *Looking back at my team*
April 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In other news, I was able to make it to the range today. My groupings are trash, but progress
April 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It's a ridiculous burger, lol. Only half the burger is shown, lol

The buns? Grilled cheese sandwiches.
The patties? Half a pound each.
But wait, there's more... thick slices of bacon and grilled mushrooms and onions.
December 29, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Blackened Catfish and grits
December 29, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Y'all beefing. So time for a food dump.

Banana Pudding Waffles.
December 29, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Random reminder: Bayer once marketed heroin as a "non-addictive" cough medicine and marketed it to children.

Also, Lysol was advertised as a feminine hygiene product in the early 20th century.

Moral: Trust corporations, they always know best
December 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM