Awkward Boner
@awkwardboner.bsky.social
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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Dems should propose a law that immediately requires every fed agency to post on @bsky.app account, every outlay with a detailed description, $, and a link to existing gov sites with in depth details
Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.
Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.
February 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Dems should propose a law that immediately requires every fed agency to post on @bsky.app account, every outlay with a detailed description, $, and a link to existing gov sites with in depth details
Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.
Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.
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Thanks to Citizens United, Republicans put their donors’ profits over people time and time again.
They don’t care about skyrocketing prices as long as they can fund tax breaks for the wealthy and greedy corporations filling their campaign coffers.
It’s time for real reform. #EndCitizensUnited
They don’t care about skyrocketing prices as long as they can fund tax breaks for the wealthy and greedy corporations filling their campaign coffers.
It’s time for real reform. #EndCitizensUnited
January 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Thanks to Citizens United, Republicans put their donors’ profits over people time and time again.
They don’t care about skyrocketing prices as long as they can fund tax breaks for the wealthy and greedy corporations filling their campaign coffers.
It’s time for real reform. #EndCitizensUnited
They don’t care about skyrocketing prices as long as they can fund tax breaks for the wealthy and greedy corporations filling their campaign coffers.
It’s time for real reform. #EndCitizensUnited
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When fascism arrives in America it won’t know how to spell it.
December 1, 2024 at 2:45 PM
When fascism arrives in America it won’t know how to spell it.
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Who hasn’t had to do this. I mean, it happens
Here is what Kushner admitted to when he pled guilty.
December 1, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Who hasn’t had to do this. I mean, it happens
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What’s worse?
(1) having your mother call you out as a dirt bag in an email published in the New York Times
(2) having a porn star you paid $130K in hush money pick little plastic mushrooms depicting you off a tray on the Jimmy Kimmel show
(1) having your mother call you out as a dirt bag in an email published in the New York Times
(2) having a porn star you paid $130K in hush money pick little plastic mushrooms depicting you off a tray on the Jimmy Kimmel show
November 30, 2024 at 9:09 PM
What’s worse?
(1) having your mother call you out as a dirt bag in an email published in the New York Times
(2) having a porn star you paid $130K in hush money pick little plastic mushrooms depicting you off a tray on the Jimmy Kimmel show
(1) having your mother call you out as a dirt bag in an email published in the New York Times
(2) having a porn star you paid $130K in hush money pick little plastic mushrooms depicting you off a tray on the Jimmy Kimmel show
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So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts.
NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.
Hi, I’m God.
NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.
Hi, I’m God.
December 1, 2024 at 3:56 PM
So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts.
NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.
Hi, I’m God.
NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.
Hi, I’m God.
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Trump’s clown car of appointees only make sense if his intention is to delegitimize and dismantle the US government and sell it for parts.
Kash Patel
RFK Jr.
Pete Hegseth
Tulsi Gabbard
Charles Kushner
Matthew Whitaker
Russell Vought
Linda McMahon
Kash Patel
RFK Jr.
Pete Hegseth
Tulsi Gabbard
Charles Kushner
Matthew Whitaker
Russell Vought
Linda McMahon
December 1, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Trump’s clown car of appointees only make sense if his intention is to delegitimize and dismantle the US government and sell it for parts.
Kash Patel
RFK Jr.
Pete Hegseth
Tulsi Gabbard
Charles Kushner
Matthew Whitaker
Russell Vought
Linda McMahon
Kash Patel
RFK Jr.
Pete Hegseth
Tulsi Gabbard
Charles Kushner
Matthew Whitaker
Russell Vought
Linda McMahon
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Trudeau visited Trump, but there is a way for Trump to visit Trudeau.
December 1, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Trudeau visited Trump, but there is a way for Trump to visit Trudeau.
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Pretty much, huh.
November 29, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Pretty much, huh.
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If Trump deports migrants, Congress must codify no exemptions for any employer including Trump. After all, if according to supporters of this policy, they are a security risk, there is no industry where they should be allowed to remain. That way, Trump will share the pain.
November 26, 2024 at 2:19 PM
If Trump deports migrants, Congress must codify no exemptions for any employer including Trump. After all, if according to supporters of this policy, they are a security risk, there is no industry where they should be allowed to remain. That way, Trump will share the pain.
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I really never realized the solution to all our problems was a trade war with Canada.
November 26, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I really never realized the solution to all our problems was a trade war with Canada.
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The Kremlin is rigging elections all over, the US should be calling for a recount and investigation.
November 26, 2024 at 9:30 AM
The Kremlin is rigging elections all over, the US should be calling for a recount and investigation.
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Further proof that Trump does not understand how things work. He says he will raise tariffs on Canada and Mexico, violating terms of an agreement he signed in 2020.
November 26, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Further proof that Trump does not understand how things work. He says he will raise tariffs on Canada and Mexico, violating terms of an agreement he signed in 2020.
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if Hunter Biden failing to pay his taxes on time has you outraged, wait until you hear about the guy who tried to overthrow his own government because he was mad about being a big fucking loser, and then stole classified docs and stashed them in his golf motel AND THEN GOT AWAY WITH ALL OF IT
November 25, 2024 at 7:18 PM
if Hunter Biden failing to pay his taxes on time has you outraged, wait until you hear about the guy who tried to overthrow his own government because he was mad about being a big fucking loser, and then stole classified docs and stashed them in his golf motel AND THEN GOT AWAY WITH ALL OF IT
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Once upon a time, incoming Presidents, VP's & cabinet members were required to divest from their businesses. Famously, Jimmy Carter had to sell his peanut farm in Georgia. For others with ties to international businesses it is clear why they need to do so. It is in our interest.
November 26, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Once upon a time, incoming Presidents, VP's & cabinet members were required to divest from their businesses. Famously, Jimmy Carter had to sell his peanut farm in Georgia. For others with ties to international businesses it is clear why they need to do so. It is in our interest.
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Trump wasn’t president when the US government decided he was above the law. Him being president is just the excuse. Corruption is a rot that spreads across the US rebranded as donations, lobbying, special interests, but no matter how you repackage it it’ll still be corruption.
November 25, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Trump wasn’t president when the US government decided he was above the law. Him being president is just the excuse. Corruption is a rot that spreads across the US rebranded as donations, lobbying, special interests, but no matter how you repackage it it’ll still be corruption.
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If they won’t disclose who is funding the presidential transition, and they won’t even run FBI background checks on the nominees, the American people can’t be expected to treat the appointments as wholly legitimate. A cloud will hang over all of them.
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
If they won’t disclose who is funding the presidential transition, and they won’t even run FBI background checks on the nominees, the American people can’t be expected to treat the appointments as wholly legitimate. A cloud will hang over all of them.
