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awfullycrispy.bsky.social
Crispy
@awfullycrispy.bsky.social
he/him. i am the strawman with sunglasses

I make free video games: https://awfullycrispy.itch.io/
Current Project: learning blender
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at a loss for words
September 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
New CSM chapter may have taken me about 3 minutes to read but damn was it worth the two weeks wait
September 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Okay I think I'm back for real this time. Let's make some damn video games
September 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
hello everybody
June 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
remember emails? crazy stuff
June 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Me when I've been left 4 dead: "no please don't leave me 4 dead"
April 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
On this special day, easter sunday, make sure to reach out to any eggs you know and thank them for their service
April 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I like how you can be up late and cats are always up. At least one of them is
April 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
let the bodies hit the floor
April 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
YYYYYEEEEAAAAHH FUCK YEAH YES

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Evg...
Katana ZERO DLC - Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by askiisoft
m.youtube.com
April 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What if a gay guy lived a totally pious life and never had sex with another man. Then he gets into heaven and is like "lmao tricked you now that I'm in heaven I get to fuck all the guys I want send them to my room"

checkmate demiurge
April 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Announcing my next project, Shuffle VS (working title). It's an online pvp shuffleboard-style game that's going to have a major card game component (just trust me).

Prototype stage so far, more to come!
April 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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April 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Watching white lotus is like a showcase of husbands that aren't on my level
April 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This show is just about absolutely insane relationships and just...sitting in them
April 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I wasn't really getting it while watching the first episode because I figured it was a drama. Before starting the second one is saw it was labeled a "black comedy" and then immediately I started to love it

Kind of amazing what a perspective shift can do
This white lotus shit is hilarious
April 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This white lotus shit is hilarious
April 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I normally don’t post on Twitter but last night I couldn’t resist, and it’s finally breaking containment.

Someone asked Grok about the post and OH MY GOD
April 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He loves the porch
April 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
brothers
April 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Holy shit i guess when you ai generate your ads you make some of the most unappealing off putting shit I've ever seen and then pay money to get people to look at it
April 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I've made and released a single video game I think I might be more of a "game dev" than he is
Ok this the funniest tweet of 2025
March 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Are you ready for some tiny duckling slappy slaps Darth?
March 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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March 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Android version has been uploaded to the itch page! Give the apk a download, it's fun
Launched a big update for my pac-like rogue-like game Puck Survive in preparation for an upcoming android release.

It's free and even works in the browser, check it out

awfullycrispy.itch.io/puck-survive/
Puck Survive by awfullycrispy
Pac-Like Rogue-lite
awfullycrispy.itch.io
March 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM