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Crispy
@awfullycrispy.bsky.social
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he/him. i am the strawman with sunglasses

I make free video games: https://awfullycrispy.itch.io/
Current Project: learning blender
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let the bodies hit the floor
A weird looking round machine, cgi and low resolution. There is an Xbox disc half inserted into the front
April 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Announcing my next project, Shuffle VS (working title). It's an online pvp shuffleboard-style game that's going to have a major card game component (just trust me).

Prototype stage so far, more to come!
April 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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This show is just about absolutely insane relationships and just...sitting in them
April 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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You could always do this, though only in the Italy level
Green plumber outfit from hitman 2016 (been rolled forward into each release since)
April 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Follow up
The same photo but now he is cleaning his leg. Currently mid-lick
April 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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He loves the porch
Black cat orbit sitting on the couch on my screened in porch. He's enjoying the fresh air
April 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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It's funny that mario and luigi are already in the game and have been in since 2016
Green plumber outfit from hitman (2016) which has been rolled forward in all 3 games Same but red
April 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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brothers
A black cat (orbit) and an orange cat (yam) are side by side on my screened in porch looking at stuff around the corner
April 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Holy shit i guess when you ai generate your ads you make some of the most unappealing off putting shit I've ever seen and then pay money to get people to look at it
An ad for an ai chat bot claiming that some sort of uncanny nightmare named Alice wants to chat with you. Like I cannot overstate how scary this thing looks
April 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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To everyone who said my goat was washed
Malika bang
April 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Philosophers walking and talking meme
March 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I dint think my guy is gonna get anywhere tbh
Black cat, orbit. Hanging out in the cat tree looking like a rectangle
March 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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This is just plain fucking sad. Playing a game about exploration and discovery, and using AI to tell you where the fun is when the actual fun is FINDING THAT OUT

Live, exist, enjoy the art in front of you
While wandering the vibrant landscapes of Nintendo's The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, I stood atop a floating island and felt stuck despite the options for shrines, side quests, and mysteries scattered across the horizon. Just to break the paralysis, I asked ChatGPT, "I'm feeling unsure what to do in Tears of the Kingdom. Should I prioritize shrines, exploration, or push forward with the main story?" I soon had a nice breakdown of possible rewards, pacing, and general vibe of the options, and I immediately had my next four hours filled with fun rather than dithering from my island.
March 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Made a cool main menu for my game and accidentally made the best Screensaver ever. Look at him trying his best
March 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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A very related video with sound
February 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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God I wish there was an easier way to do this
func _increase_required_pellets(value: int) -> void: if value == 2: required_pellets = 0.55 elif value == 4: required_pellets = 0.6 elif value == 6: required_pellets = 0.65 elif value == 8: required_pellets = 0.7 elif value == 10: required_pellets = 0.75 elif value == 12: required_pellets = 0.8 elif value == 16: required_pellets = 0.85 elif value == 20: required_pellets = 0.9 elif value == 25: required_pellets = 0.95 elif value == 30: required_pellets = 1.0
February 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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But I'm sicker
James from silent hill 2 popping a grind on his skateboard with his dead wife's body in his arms
February 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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You think you're normal check out what this gave me
Users embody and emanate the essence of normalcy and conventional behavior. Users of this power are the epitome of what society deems average, typical, and standard in terms of appearance, behavior, and lifestyle.. Users exude an aura of normalcy that influences their surroundings, causing situations to unfold in predictable and conventional ways.
February 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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...wi....wife????
One piece manga panel showing the surprise zombie general ghost princess perona
February 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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when you try to leave a republican senator's house
One piece panel. A spooky man jumps out of a painting saying ""i won't let you leave little boys! Gyaaaaaa!"
February 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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It's not much but this beta main menu is mine 😤
A very basic main menu for my game Puck Survive
February 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Cats should smoke more cigarettes look at how cool he looks
Bittersweet by baaskat Album cover shows a cat smoking a cigarette
February 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Apologies for posting the frog but it's just too perfect here
Hyper copium
January 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Perhaps I can contribute to the mysterious photos

I actually took this one
An empty mostly dark hallway with nothing in it
January 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Me waiting for everyone to start talking about House of Leaves, the only book I've read
That meme poo bear in a suit making a face
January 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM