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Crispy
@awfullycrispy.bsky.social
he/him. i am the strawman with sunglasses

I make free video games: https://awfullycrispy.itch.io/
Current Project: learning blender
moderators madness was definitely the theme of the times tho
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
im a crime sniffer and i got a big whiff
September 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hundreds of thousands of various dressings and sauces
September 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The ranch dressing guy???
September 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They did but after the incident it was voted out by the council
September 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We need billboards all over the south like "Are you ready to meet Black Jesus?" with phone numbers and shit
September 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Interesting, this may come in handy in a future project I've been workshopping. I'll hold onto this, because of course Buddhists have been cooking this up for centuries.

I got my fingers crossed for reincarnation that is like best case scenario by far
September 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I guess you could call me an "atheist" but I think something really weird is going on here. Even the concept of reality is, in a contradictory way to itself which allows concepts to exist, makes no sense

Tbh I think the ultimate truth of the universe is simply "something weird is going on"
September 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
While I doubt anyone has ever come close to a divine truth, I find existence itself to be odd. Asking where this all came from is nothing compared to the bigger question of why is there even a capacity for existence in the first place, can "nothing" be if there isn’t "something" to compare it to?
September 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I just got into act 2. Since you got 100% and also more or less share my opinion on the nonsense that was Godhome in 1 I'm glad to hear there's nothing like that to get 100%

I got 100% in HK1 originally but the god stuff broke me
September 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When I was a kid the 90s version was only on when I was at school, but it would run a lot so that was my company when sick.
June 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I basically never eat untoasted bread, even with bakery bread I'll throw it in the air fryer for 2 minutes
June 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
absolutely 100%

I just go straight from freezer to toaster, most toasters have a defrost button for this specific reason. But you gotta put the bread in slanted so they dont stick together
June 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
its all frozen
June 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If the christian orthodoxy is right this has probably happened like a million times
April 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM