what's really going to bake your noodle is, the egg that became your body has existed since your mother was *in utero*. Parts of you are as old as she is.
discovered today that the main mother yeast my mum uses for her breads is older than i am, which is stunning to think about. i have eaten older entities than myself. disconcerting way to start the day
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
what's really going to bake your noodle is, the egg that became your body has existed since your mother was *in utero*. Parts of you are as old as she is.
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to-do list;
- fight to survive out of spite.
- thrive out of spite.
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- resist urge to unalive t̶o̶ ̶s̶p̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶.
#7syllablesentence #thrive
- fight to survive out of spite.
- thrive out of spite.
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- resist urge to unalive t̶o̶ ̶s̶p̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶.
#7syllablesentence #thrive
July 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
to-do list;
- fight to survive out of spite.
- thrive out of spite.
---
- resist urge to unalive t̶o̶ ̶s̶p̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶.
#7syllablesentence #thrive
- fight to survive out of spite.
- thrive out of spite.
---
- resist urge to unalive t̶o̶ ̶s̶p̶i̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶.
#7syllablesentence #thrive
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I'm thinking this Pride about how I've been able to make a whole bundle of pretty unusual life choices with basically no pushback because of people before me who were willing to be the weirdo.
June 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I'm thinking this Pride about how I've been able to make a whole bundle of pretty unusual life choices with basically no pushback because of people before me who were willing to be the weirdo.
Has everything always been this loud?
December 15, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Has everything always been this loud?
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arresting the woman for saying "deny, defend, depose" and slapping a $100,000 bail on her isn't just to punish her. it's to scare you into silence.
don't you ever speak ill of your corporate overlords, peasant.
don't you ever speak ill of your corporate overlords, peasant.
December 13, 2024 at 8:34 PM
arresting the woman for saying "deny, defend, depose" and slapping a $100,000 bail on her isn't just to punish her. it's to scare you into silence.
don't you ever speak ill of your corporate overlords, peasant.
don't you ever speak ill of your corporate overlords, peasant.
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Happy Buttermas to all who observe and a merry Unionize Your Job to all.
December 14, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Happy Buttermas to all who observe and a merry Unionize Your Job to all.
Beautiful form
December 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Beautiful form
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With a little spark
Everything can burn
Everything can burn
December 12, 2024 at 6:57 PM
With a little spark
Everything can burn
Everything can burn
Tajín on cottage cheese
December 3, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Tajín on cottage cheese
Apropos of nothing, here's a duck.
December 2, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Apropos of nothing, here's a duck.
Here is a cute little dude I painted
August 10, 2023 at 7:38 AM
Here is a cute little dude I painted