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avocadont.bsky.social
@avocadont.bsky.social
dopamine chaser, time waster, fascist hater
not recognized by forbes
Please explain to me why I just reported an incredibly graphic, uncensored pic posted on FB of a sexual act (a public page got hijacked ONCE AGAIN) & Chucklefuck’s AI bots said it was okay?

Yet I once got banned for 30 days w/zero warnings/prior strikes for posting a 🗑️ emoji on a 🧔‍♂️’s post…
July 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?
April 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
On, Wisconsin! 💪🌊
April 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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AOC has them sputtering mad because she’s educating people on constitutional rights. You don’t see them freaking out at Jeffries for talking about egg prices.
February 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Please spread the word.
February 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The meeting comes as Elon Musk’s SpaceX is fighting in federal court against the National Labor Relations Board, alleging the board’s makeup is unconstitutional.
February 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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The U.S. Department of Labor is organizing a protest. Elon Musk’s staff will be present at the Frances Perkins Building in Washington, D.C., today at 4 p.m. It was mentioned that staff should plan to stay late after the 4 p.m. meeting to assist with setting up Elon Musk staffers into their systems.
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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They set up a snitch line for DEI in the federal government. If you feel like sending your best copies of the bee movie script or some queer smut, have at it.

DEIAtruth@opm.gov
January 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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THE REASON THAT FEMA EXISTS IS BECAUSE STATES COULD NOT DEAL WITH LARGE SCALE DISASTERS BY THEMSELVES *IN THE 1970S.*

Now the disasters are bigger, there are homeland security threats, and this guy wants to roll us back 50 years.
Trump: "FEMA is gonna be a whole big discussion very shortly, because I'd rather see the states takes care of their own problems."
January 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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if they are willing to sacrifice things like “wording this EO in a way that makes it possible for a court to interpret what it means” for acting fast enough to overwhelm you with despair, they consider you in a not-despairing state to be a greater threat than the courts alone
January 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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remember, the blitzkrieg is intended to make you feel like there is nothing you can do about it; that’s the only reason to go forward in this haphazard and sloppy manner all in the first week

and the choice of that strategy tells you they are afraid you *will* do something about it
January 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Never. Forget.
#Convict47 did that!
January 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Left-handed things designed by right-handed people who are apparently under the impression that lefties are chronically uncomfortable doing any and every mundane task:
December 19, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Meta donated a million dollars to the Trump Inaugural fund. Just remember that when you defend IG or Threads. Not Mark of his own money, from the Meta company coffers, 1 million dollars.
December 12, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Yes, Trump wants to use the Department of Justice and the FBI to persecute his political opponents. But more importantly, he wants to control these departments to overlook all the massive financial crimes he will commit.
December 9, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣
December 10, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.
December 9, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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Every teacher in America going to school with a target on their back:
*price of doing business, shoulda got a real job*

ONE CEO gets shot:
December 5, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Questions from a rookie cook…help please! :)

I know spice prices in the US are about to go up. Can I stock up now & use past exp. dates if needed, or bad idea?

Can I freeze to make them last longer?

Do they REALLY expire by the expiration date?

Tips for best ones to buy?

#cookinghelp #recipes
December 5, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Not that I ever expected him to actually have any semblance of a plan, but I REALLY do not understand what he’s trying to do with a single one of his picks here…for anything, at all.

He hasn’t even been sworn in yet and I’m already exhausted.
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 PM
RFK thinks the government should round up people with ADHD and depression (and anxiety, I’m sure) and send them to “wellness camps” for “addicts” since they take medications to get through the day.

I wonder how many people started taking meds on 11/6?
November 19, 2024 at 5:07 PM