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A Hoff
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For now, hoping to watch a successful exodus from Elon.
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NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-with-conditions-that-could-sustain-rocks/
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
JFC what a silly half time show.
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Feet dragging, Jesus Freak Time, the files will just go away and no-one will notice seems to be the DOJ playbook.
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Website Task Flowchart

xkcd.com/3175/
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hot tip, if your website starts taking 30 seconds to load because of all the 'essential' cookies, people are gonna find alternatives.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
WASHINGTON D.C. - American Vice President JD Vance has posted online, slamming the country of Canada's economic and immigration policies, which insiders reveal stems from hurt feelings over being sexu...
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November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Everybody should do this as now as possible.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bunga...
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October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The ESPN hard on for Utah Mammoth is impressive.
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I'm not sure how NHL officials remember to breathe after making such shitty calls.
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Its amazing catchers don't get crossed up more often with the unprofessional asses working behind them some nights.
September 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Re Pt. #2 This is also why they're bending over backwards to make sure Aaron Judge is there?
1. the called strike seemed to be borderline, not a miss by Gabe Morales

2. the Vlad ejection seemed unnecessary... doesn't MLB want its stars.... in the game?
September 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Chapman moves around so much cause he beats people?
September 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The smart ones still have time to escape....
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 22
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. remembered Charlie Kirk's "devotion to his God" during remarks at Kirk's memorial service, and drew a parallel between the life of the assassinated political activist and that of Jesus Christ.
September 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When does the book burning commence?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 17
JUST IN: Disney’s ABC is taking Jimmy Kimmel’s late night talk show off the air indefinitely amid a controversy over his recent comments about Charlie Kirk’s suspected killer. https://cnn.it/3VmUl9n
September 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Robert Munsch announces he will choose MAID program, also even sadder new ending to “Love You Forever”
Robert Munsch announces he will choose MAID program, also even sadder new ending to “Love You Forever”
GUELPH, ON - Canadian children's author Robert Munsch announced this week that he he has chosen a medically assisted death because of his dementia diagnosis, as well as writing an updated "mega bummer...
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September 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Its that time of year again where every ball in the air is cheered like a homerun. Gotta have those butts in seats to pay Bo though. #BlueJays
August 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Bat flipping a walk in the 7th and then trying to fight about it? Pham has Rougned Odor levels of IQ I guess?
August 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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This is devastating, and part of a larger move to entirely push science out of NASA's mission. It is horrific betrayal of so much work, not to mention the fact that it violates NASA's charter.
August 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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America, Maybe It’s Time to Try Soccer
When the game’s rigged, it’s not baseball anymore
www.brittlestar.com/p/america-ma...
America, Maybe It’s Time to Try Soccer
When the game’s rigged, it’s not baseball anymore
www.brittlestar.com
August 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM