A Hoff
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For now, hoping to watch a successful exodus from Elon.
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NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-with-conditions-that-could-sustain-rocks/
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-with-conditions-that-could-sustain-rocks/
JFC what a silly half time show.
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
JFC what a silly half time show.
Feet dragging, Jesus Freak Time, the files will just go away and no-one will notice seems to be the DOJ playbook.
December 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Feet dragging, Jesus Freak Time, the files will just go away and no-one will notice seems to be the DOJ playbook.
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Hot tip, if your website starts taking 30 seconds to load because of all the 'essential' cookies, people are gonna find alternatives.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hot tip, if your website starts taking 30 seconds to load because of all the 'essential' cookies, people are gonna find alternatives.
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When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
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JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
WASHINGTON D.C. - American Vice President JD Vance has posted online, slamming the country of Canada's economic and immigration policies, which insiders reveal stems from hurt feelings over being sexu...
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November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
JD Vance slams Canada after being rejected by sexy chesterfield
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Everybody should do this as now as possible.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Everybody should do this as now as possible.
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Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bunga...
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October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
The ESPN hard on for Utah Mammoth is impressive.
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The ESPN hard on for Utah Mammoth is impressive.
I'm not sure how NHL officials remember to breathe after making such shitty calls.
October 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm not sure how NHL officials remember to breathe after making such shitty calls.
Its amazing catchers don't get crossed up more often with the unprofessional asses working behind them some nights.
September 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Its amazing catchers don't get crossed up more often with the unprofessional asses working behind them some nights.
Re Pt. #2 This is also why they're bending over backwards to make sure Aaron Judge is there?
1. the called strike seemed to be borderline, not a miss by Gabe Morales
2. the Vlad ejection seemed unnecessary... doesn't MLB want its stars.... in the game?
2. the Vlad ejection seemed unnecessary... doesn't MLB want its stars.... in the game?
September 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Re Pt. #2 This is also why they're bending over backwards to make sure Aaron Judge is there?
Chapman moves around so much cause he beats people?
September 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Chapman moves around so much cause he beats people?
The smart ones still have time to escape....
September 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The smart ones still have time to escape....
When does the book burning commence?
JUST IN: Disney’s ABC is taking Jimmy Kimmel’s late night talk show off the air indefinitely amid a controversy over his recent comments about Charlie Kirk’s suspected killer. https://cnn.it/3VmUl9n
September 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When does the book burning commence?
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Robert Munsch announces he will choose MAID program, also even sadder new ending to “Love You Forever”
Robert Munsch announces he will choose MAID program, also even sadder new ending to “Love You Forever”
GUELPH, ON - Canadian children's author Robert Munsch announced this week that he he has chosen a medically assisted death because of his dementia diagnosis, as well as writing an updated "mega bummer...
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September 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Robert Munsch announces he will choose MAID program, also even sadder new ending to “Love You Forever”
'Murica's reputation on a waterslide. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump signs executive order rebranding Pentagon as Department of War
Directive will make Department of War secondary title and is way to get around need for congressional approval
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
'Murica's reputation on a waterslide. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Its that time of year again where every ball in the air is cheered like a homerun. Gotta have those butts in seats to pay Bo though. #BlueJays
August 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Its that time of year again where every ball in the air is cheered like a homerun. Gotta have those butts in seats to pay Bo though. #BlueJays
Wonderful if true. www.macrumors.com/2025/08/20/a...
Apple TV+ Reportedly Abandoning MLB Coverage
Apple is apparently set to exit its partnership with Major League Baseball and discontinue its "Friday Night Baseball" package on Apple TV+. ...
www.macrumors.com
August 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Wonderful if true. www.macrumors.com/2025/08/20/a...
Bat flipping a walk in the 7th and then trying to fight about it? Pham has Rougned Odor levels of IQ I guess?
August 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Bat flipping a walk in the 7th and then trying to fight about it? Pham has Rougned Odor levels of IQ I guess?
Hopefully this gets leaked sooner than later - www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
ESPN drops Spike Lee’s docuseries on Colin Kaepernick, network and filmmaker say
Multi-part series on ex-NFL player who protested racial injustice will not continue over ‘creative differences’
www.theguardian.com
August 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hopefully this gets leaked sooner than later - www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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This is devastating, and part of a larger move to entirely push science out of NASA's mission. It is horrific betrayal of so much work, not to mention the fact that it violates NASA's charter.
NASA’s acting chief calls for the end of Earth science at the space agency arstechnica.com/space/2025/0...
NASA’s acting chief calls for the end of Earth science at the space agency
NASA’s charter clearly states the agency should study planet Earth, however.
arstechnica.com
August 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is devastating, and part of a larger move to entirely push science out of NASA's mission. It is horrific betrayal of so much work, not to mention the fact that it violates NASA's charter.
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America, Maybe It’s Time to Try Soccer
When the game’s rigged, it’s not baseball anymore
www.brittlestar.com/p/america-ma...
When the game’s rigged, it’s not baseball anymore
www.brittlestar.com/p/america-ma...
America, Maybe It’s Time to Try Soccer
When the game’s rigged, it’s not baseball anymore
www.brittlestar.com
August 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
America, Maybe It’s Time to Try Soccer
When the game’s rigged, it’s not baseball anymore
www.brittlestar.com/p/america-ma...
When the game’s rigged, it’s not baseball anymore
www.brittlestar.com/p/america-ma...