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The Baker’s Granddaughter
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When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a musician, an artist, and a vampire.
I grew up to be a bookkeeper, a crochet girlie, and a massive disappointment.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Thank you to everyone at the #NO_KINGS rallies for making your voices heard & being part of history.
The massive crowds were joyful, passionate & spectacular!

So were the signs...
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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There were so many great signs, it's hard to pick a favorite!
October 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Tylenol's Official Statement ;-)

🤣
September 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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So this guy says one way to stop doomscrolling is to choose to do something creative when we feel the urge to reach for our feeds or whatever.

I just spent four hours doing creative things, and I even got a blog out of it. I feel satisfaction and mild enthusiasm instead of the usual despair. Yay!
September 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Wearing my most patriotic tee shirt in honor of Independence Day!
July 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>
May 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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AL CA-PORN/JULIUS SQUEEZER/THE SHART OF THE DEAL/MAYOR McCUT THE CHEESE/GROPER CLEVELAND/SLEEPY DON-ZALES/BURGER JEAN KING/DONNY NAPPLESEED/YABBA DABBA DOOFUS/HIS MAGA-STY/GENGHIS DON/DONNIE D-CUPS/DONYE WEST/DONALD DUCK THE DRAFT/KIM DON UN/THE NOTORIOUS P.I.G./HAIR MUSSOLINI/PHONEY SOPRANO <more>
May 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I think about this every time I make music.
I need this tattooed on the insides of my eyelids, or possibly some critical portion of my brain.
May 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
April 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Holy shit. Doing this job long enough, you get jaded. But your childhood (and adult) hero reading something you wrote? Still humbling. Thank you. I'm stoked. 🤘🏻
@alishagrauso.bsky.social I read your piece in Screen Rant. Given what you said, I think you're going to dig T3. It covers a lot of Mid-World Territories.
April 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Painfully relevant.
March 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Just realized it's the Ides of March.

Happy stab a dictator day.
March 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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And straight into a tariff wall at that.
March 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I wonder what Nikola Tesla, a kind man who died in poverty because he dedicated his life to science over profit, would think of his name being used to sell dodgy cars by a scammer who has never invented anything in his life.
March 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Worst. Episode. EVER.
February 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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I don't believe in Hell, but if I did I would die happy knowing there was a special seating section for anyone currently railing against "the sin of empathy," and every one of those seats is made with hot rusty barbs
February 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
January 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM