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Autumn
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one day I will not need to look up the syntax for a postgresql CTE... not today, though.
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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if the cloudflare hq isn't called the cloudflared base i'm gonna be very disappointed
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
`mist tex` ... Alright, Monday, I see you. (`mix test` is what we were going for)
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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TONIGHT at 5pm! Free film screening + discussion and Q&A with local Starbucks Workers Unite members, hosted by Wilmington DSA ✊

RSVP:
actionnetwork.org/events/starb...
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I have regrets about not pre-ordering this.
The Ocean - Even Deeper [Official Visualizer]
YouTube video by Magnetic Eye Records
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
oh. my. god. I might need this. One for each kid's bed? Yes. Sleep tight! (This is a bit. It'd obviously be for my own.)
Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
5yo: “it starts with a ‘shh’ and ends with a ‘buh’ … SHARK-DINOSAUR!!!”
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
oof. this one blindsided me right in the feels this morning www.youtube.com/watch?v=g96e...
Another World
YouTube video by Gojira - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Me: “ya’ll have the biggest hearts and it makes me so happy.”

5yo: “YEAH THE BIGGEST CORPSE!”

Me: “you have the biggest corpse?”

5yo: “yeah, that’s what I call it. Cool dude corpse.”

Me: “… ok …”
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The best part of relearning cursive outside of a classroom environment is getting to pick and choose which letterforms I like best rather than whatever they want me to use. My Rs Ps and Bs got fucking fancy.
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I don't remember the last time I was this happily surprised by a release. Inlet by Hum, probably? Apparently I can fit 17 1/4 listens in between meetings today. Sorry neighbors.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeaA...
Making Circles
YouTube video by Currents - Topic
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October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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devil on one shoulder: you need to refactor, this is a mess
angel on the other shoulder: just add a seventh parameter to this function it's fine
October 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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I'm so goddamn tired of saying this but: this is it.

All the worrying that trans folks have had since he took office? This is why. This is the first step on a short road that ends with the criminalization of trans existence in the US. It isn't doomsaying. It isn't panic. It's right in front of us.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 19d
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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If you think you’re a more authentic and satisfied version of yourself now than you were in the past, and you got here without some form of agony, without shock at how much more awkward and ungainly the process was than you imagined, you haven’t actually started changing yet.
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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we’re frugal-maxing, ration-pilled, rawdogging our basic needs, economically getting our cheeks clapped
People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑‍🔬🔬🧪
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Not me breaking my “no more black band tshirts” rule within 72 hours of making it… 😬 It has the “gifted every strength” lyrics on the back. I neeeeeeeeeded it. Also… it fits. Unlike 90% of the ones I’ve had for years.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I wish it was an entire album like I'd assumed it was, but the new Blackshape EP is still phenomenal www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk2f...
Prelude
YouTube video by BLACKSHAPE - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Why do I even try to talk to the kids when they're playing minecraft? I know this. I do it every time anyway.
October 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
lately? Blackwater Park (Opeth) or Colors (BTBAM)
October 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
for four minutes and eleven seconds the leaf blower outside was in key with the song and I wasn't mad about it.
October 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Me: "The Great Gatsby was about a guy who was great at partying, but partied too hard one day"

@autumnhoerr.com "He grew up into Andrew WK"

Me: [opens Affinity Photo]
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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i wrote about the art of making mix CDs for people you love, whether they like it or not (ft. @nikostratis.com whose writing on this very subject has been a huge inspiration)
www.patreon.com/posts/141463...
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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> “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
> "So do I," said Gandalf, "this shit fucking sucks.”
April 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM