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@autobrat.bsky.social
This is not a flex. It's a disclaimer that I have no idea how this format works. She/her, enjoyer of Transformers, Ace Attorney, TMNT, and whatever else catches my brain it'll show up here eventually
You really never know how much random shit you have until you move
January 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
You really never know how much random shit you have until you move
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.
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Caring is an act of resistance in a system that thrives on indifference.
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Caring is an act of resistance in a system that thrives on indifference.
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Waste. Fraud. Abuse.
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Waste. Fraud. Abuse.
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What he said: 💯 🎯
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What he said: 💯 🎯
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-kash-patel/
September 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-kash-patel/
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
The amount of fries you eat in the car shouldn't count for what's left when you get home
September 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The amount of fries you eat in the car shouldn't count for what's left when you get home
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Bread and cheese are two of humanity's greatest inventions
August 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Bread and cheese are two of humanity's greatest inventions
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Was having an INCREDIBLE day, and then I started reading headlines. Fuck this administration. Every single one of these asshats needs to eat a bag of wrinkly dicks and then die. Painfully.
That said, they don't get the satisfaction of shitting on my joy, and don't let them take yours, either.
That said, they don't get the satisfaction of shitting on my joy, and don't let them take yours, either.
August 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Was having an INCREDIBLE day, and then I started reading headlines. Fuck this administration. Every single one of these asshats needs to eat a bag of wrinkly dicks and then die. Painfully.
That said, they don't get the satisfaction of shitting on my joy, and don't let them take yours, either.
That said, they don't get the satisfaction of shitting on my joy, and don't let them take yours, either.
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“I believe the numbers were phony… So I fired her,” he said, doubling down on his belief that facts can be fixed with firings. So if the data doesn’t flatter you, just get rid of the people reporting it. That’s how government works now, apparently.
August 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“I believe the numbers were phony… So I fired her,” he said, doubling down on his belief that facts can be fixed with firings. So if the data doesn’t flatter you, just get rid of the people reporting it. That’s how government works now, apparently.
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I need this guy on a Halo game so badly
Hideo Kojima says big-budget games today are safe and tremendously boring 🎮💤
“People making military games probably don't know how to dismantle or shoot a gun… that's kind of sad”
“[I do], because I've been doing this training … and I learned so many ways to kill people”
He did not elaborate
“People making military games probably don't know how to dismantle or shoot a gun… that's kind of sad”
“[I do], because I've been doing this training … and I learned so many ways to kill people”
He did not elaborate
August 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I need this guy on a Halo game so badly
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Transformers Animated Decepticons print image.
This is to go the Autobot image that I did as a tribute to Derrick J Wyatt.
Amazing colors by @dyemooch.bsky.social
One of the prints I will have at TF Nation next week.
Enjoy
#transformers #TFA #Decepticons #Megatron #hasbro
This is to go the Autobot image that I did as a tribute to Derrick J Wyatt.
Amazing colors by @dyemooch.bsky.social
One of the prints I will have at TF Nation next week.
Enjoy
#transformers #TFA #Decepticons #Megatron #hasbro
August 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Transformers Animated Decepticons print image.
This is to go the Autobot image that I did as a tribute to Derrick J Wyatt.
Amazing colors by @dyemooch.bsky.social
One of the prints I will have at TF Nation next week.
Enjoy
#transformers #TFA #Decepticons #Megatron #hasbro
This is to go the Autobot image that I did as a tribute to Derrick J Wyatt.
Amazing colors by @dyemooch.bsky.social
One of the prints I will have at TF Nation next week.
Enjoy
#transformers #TFA #Decepticons #Megatron #hasbro
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THEY GOT ME DOING THE AGE VERIFICATION COOP, YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER FOR THE ENGLISH LADS SO THEY CAN LOOK AT THE PORNOGRAPHIES
July 31, 2025 at 11:53 AM
THEY GOT ME DOING THE AGE VERIFICATION COOP, YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER FOR THE ENGLISH LADS SO THEY CAN LOOK AT THE PORNOGRAPHIES
Productivity feeling good has now extended to chores. I can feel the Adulthood consuming me xD
July 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Productivity feeling good has now extended to chores. I can feel the Adulthood consuming me xD
Never have I felt an instance of the Cain instinct as just now when: upon walking into an elevator and seeing my brother with his shirt up, immediately and without hesitation slapping his exposed belly with my open hand
July 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Never have I felt an instance of the Cain instinct as just now when: upon walking into an elevator and seeing my brother with his shirt up, immediately and without hesitation slapping his exposed belly with my open hand
Can't believe getting up and being productive in the morning actually feels good. Disgusting :/
June 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Can't believe getting up and being productive in the morning actually feels good. Disgusting :/
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You do not have to say “pro vaccine groups.” You can say the vast majority of doctors and scientists and the American Medical Association.
June 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You do not have to say “pro vaccine groups.” You can say the vast majority of doctors and scientists and the American Medical Association.
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If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention.
🎥: Time, 💬 Greta Thunberg
🎥: Time, 💬 Greta Thunberg
June 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention.
🎥: Time, 💬 Greta Thunberg
🎥: Time, 💬 Greta Thunberg
Have recently discovered that the adaptational choice of making Mina Harker attracted to/romantically involved with Dracula makes me incandescently angry
June 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Have recently discovered that the adaptational choice of making Mina Harker attracted to/romantically involved with Dracula makes me incandescently angry
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"Fuck your concrete"
June 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Fuck your concrete"
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June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM