Austin Corbett
@austinpcorbett.bsky.social
HC Ben Johnson, if he was an OB-GYN: "Good. Better. Breast."
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
HC Ben Johnson, if he was an OB-GYN: "Good. Better. Breast."
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@durbin.senate.gov, you should resign ASAP. If you do not resign, at least hold a town hall in your state preferably in Chicago or Evanston or Broadview or whatever city in the state of Illinois to explain your grotesque vote.
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@durbin.senate.gov, you should resign ASAP. If you do not resign, at least hold a town hall in your state preferably in Chicago or Evanston or Broadview or whatever city in the state of Illinois to explain your grotesque vote.
@durbin.senate.gov please hold the line
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
@durbin.senate.gov please hold the line
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the woke left? Without saying goodbye??
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
the woke left? Without saying goodbye??
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biblically accurate angel who's showing a lot of cleavage: hey pal, my eyes are everywhere else
March 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
biblically accurate angel who's showing a lot of cleavage: hey pal, my eyes are everywhere else
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hollywood is totally out of new ideas. every year it's just movies, movies, movies
September 8, 2024 at 12:18 AM
hollywood is totally out of new ideas. every year it's just movies, movies, movies
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#BREAKING U.S. District Judge Robert Gettleman's temporary restraining order governing conditions in Broadview's ICE facility is in.
Follow @KadeHeather on Twitter for details from the courtroom and read the full order here: cst.brightspotcdn.com/4f/4a/384ff4...
Follow @KadeHeather on Twitter for details from the courtroom and read the full order here: cst.brightspotcdn.com/4f/4a/384ff4...
November 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
#BREAKING U.S. District Judge Robert Gettleman's temporary restraining order governing conditions in Broadview's ICE facility is in.
Follow @KadeHeather on Twitter for details from the courtroom and read the full order here: cst.brightspotcdn.com/4f/4a/384ff4...
Follow @KadeHeather on Twitter for details from the courtroom and read the full order here: cst.brightspotcdn.com/4f/4a/384ff4...
Incredible reporting from @djbyrnes1.bsky.social and @jonseidel.bsky.social today covering the class action suit challenging conditions at the Broadview ICE facility.
Court back in session for a restraining order hearing on the class action alleging inhumane conditions at the Broadview ICE facility.
Class rep Pablo Moreno González still on the stand for cross-examination by the govt's legal team.
Class rep Pablo Moreno González still on the stand for cross-examination by the govt's legal team.
How did he feel being held at Broadview, the plaintiff atty asks.
"Well I felt bad," Moreno González responds.
He says, at the atty's asking, that he understands he is a class rep and can serve to represent other people held at Broadview.
That's all the plaintiff atty has. Court taking a break.
"Well I felt bad," Moreno González responds.
He says, at the atty's asking, that he understands he is a class rep and can serve to represent other people held at Broadview.
That's all the plaintiff atty has. Court taking a break.
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Incredible reporting from @djbyrnes1.bsky.social and @jonseidel.bsky.social today covering the class action suit challenging conditions at the Broadview ICE facility.
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This feels like a Tim Robinson sketch
Defense begins with, “He did it. He threw the sandwich.” Goes on to argue that the throw was “an exclamation mark at the end of a verbal outburst.”
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This feels like a Tim Robinson sketch
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Toys or Us. You have to choose.
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Toys or Us. You have to choose.
Idea for an NHTSA ad, target audience is men driving a lady home after a first date.
"Even though you barely know her, you still need to blinker. "
Brought to you by the Ad Council.
"Even though you barely know her, you still need to blinker. "
Brought to you by the Ad Council.
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Idea for an NHTSA ad, target audience is men driving a lady home after a first date.
"Even though you barely know her, you still need to blinker. "
Brought to you by the Ad Council.
"Even though you barely know her, you still need to blinker. "
Brought to you by the Ad Council.
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99% of 201 (number of agents reportedly assigned to the operation) is 199. This suggests two agents don't have cameras. Bovino is one of them. If one other officer didn't have a camera we wouldn't be having this conversation. So is this lying under oath or....?
Bovino: "99.9% of all Border Patrol agents have body-worn cameras. But it is possible that some do not have cameras when they report to Chicago for "Operation Midway Blitz."
Training lasts about four hours, Bovino says.
Training lasts about four hours, Bovino says.
October 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
99% of 201 (number of agents reportedly assigned to the operation) is 199. This suggests two agents don't have cameras. Bovino is one of them. If one other officer didn't have a camera we wouldn't be having this conversation. So is this lying under oath or....?
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god: okay the day that is happening now is called today
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
god: okay the day that is happening now is called today
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
The people united will never stop eating oreos.
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The people united will never stop eating oreos.
HC Ben Johnson, if he was a urologist: "Good. Bladder. Best."
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
HC Ben Johnson, if he was a urologist: "Good. Bladder. Best."
If you think about it... a harmonica is a lot like a mouth accordion.
March 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you think about it... a harmonica is a lot like a mouth accordion.
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A citizen-led project to crowdsource and document impeachable conduct by DJT. Focused on process, not policy. A fluid project powered by public input. Read the draft or submit your idea: linktr.ee/project250info
Project 250 | Linktree
Let's get this place to its 250th b-day!
Crowdsourcing articles of impeachment.
linktr.ee
March 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A citizen-led project to crowdsource and document impeachable conduct by DJT. Focused on process, not policy. A fluid project powered by public input. Read the draft or submit your idea: linktr.ee/project250info
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Maybe this is just a cathartic outlet for frustration with Congress. Maybe it leads to something bigger. Let's see!
📝 Submit specific allegations & evidence here: forms.gle/v7QM1vMVUMtW...
#Impeachment #Accountability #Project250
📝 Submit specific allegations & evidence here: forms.gle/v7QM1vMVUMtW...
#Impeachment #Accountability #Project250
Project 250 - Articles of Impeachment
Welcome! This form allows you to contribute to a collective effort in drafting articles of impeachment. Your input will help shape a clear, fact-based case.
Please provide specific allegations, suppor...
forms.gle
March 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Maybe this is just a cathartic outlet for frustration with Congress. Maybe it leads to something bigger. Let's see!
📝 Submit specific allegations & evidence here: forms.gle/v7QM1vMVUMtW...
#Impeachment #Accountability #Project250
📝 Submit specific allegations & evidence here: forms.gle/v7QM1vMVUMtW...
#Impeachment #Accountability #Project250