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Glompasaurus The Izzet Idiot
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Come toss a peanut at your local seal
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Big Dreams
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Look, self-delusion and an attachment to an idealized past is implied here. So:

Live action Chainsaw Man adaptation directed by Paul Verhoeven and another Vampire Hunter D movie from Yoshiaki Kawajiri as a mandatory double feature with nationwide release.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Chainsaw Man is simultaneously worthy of serious discussion for its heartfelt look at society and cycles of abuse and dehumanization, and it's also like, a fantastic nonstop barrage of shitposts
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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11/25 #scryfallrandom is a planeswalker whose entire gimmick is being the player avatar in the old Duels of the Planeswalkers game, and dying to Garruk in rhe intro movie for dotp 2015
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Finished the second case in danganronpa last night
Very emotional
Very intense
Very sad
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Who up getting sloppity on a bilepiper
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Quieres ?
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Glompasaurus - Twitch
Warhammer and Roguelike enjoyer
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Ramlethal Doodle
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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eternal poison
[ #art ]
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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internalizing this is like the basic thing of knowing how to write in my experience
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Telling it off
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Boom 💣💥
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I think the worst part of universes beyond sets coming out is how many people will be making master sets of cards that will never see play, they'll go into a binder and in 30 years they'll be sold at auction to a nerd with too much money where they'll stay forever
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
this game is so fucking funny
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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crocosaurus rex
October 20, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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chonkasaurus rex
October 18, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Getting weirder as I get older
No I wont elaborate
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM