Now, those babies are teenagers. And they need therapy because of it.
Now, those babies are teenagers. And they need therapy because of it.
And of course, his low IQ followers think it’s fantastic.
And of course, his low IQ followers think it’s fantastic.
🎨 Paul Kenton
🎨 Paul Kenton
The bill already passed the House.
Background here: www.cnn.com/2024/11/21/m...
BEIJING (The Borowitz Report)—Mar-a-Lago descended into crisis on Wednesday after the proposed tariff on Chinese goods sent the price of a Trump Bible soaring from $60 to $1000.
In a brief statement on the matter, Chinese President Xi Jinping said, “It is what it is.”
BEIJING (The Borowitz Report)—Mar-a-Lago descended into crisis on Wednesday after the proposed tariff on Chinese goods sent the price of a Trump Bible soaring from $60 to $1000.
In a brief statement on the matter, Chinese President Xi Jinping said, “It is what it is.”
Acknowledging Trump’s supporters might be inconvenienced by the Holy Book’s bloated price tag, Xi added, “Perhaps they should have googled ‘tariff’ before voting.”
In a panic, Trump is mulling a number of cost-cutting measures, inc. slashing the number of Commandments to five.
Acknowledging Trump’s supporters might be inconvenienced by the Holy Book’s bloated price tag, Xi added, “Perhaps they should have googled ‘tariff’ before voting.”
In a panic, Trump is mulling a number of cost-cutting measures, inc. slashing the number of Commandments to five.
#oppose
#DemCast
“Why insurance companies don’t pay claims and what you can do about it.”
Somebody had their own idea about what they could do about it.
#booksky
‘Grizzly Bear’ Conte on Paper
A reminder that these Threatened Species are now allowed to be hunted in #Alberta, after #UCP issued a Ministerial order. 😡
‘Grizzly Bear’ Conte on Paper
A reminder that these Threatened Species are now allowed to be hunted in #Alberta, after #UCP issued a Ministerial order. 😡
Man: a guy got hit by a car. He needs an ambulance.
911: what’s your location?
Man: I’m on eucalyptus st.
911: can you spell that for me?
Man: (pause)
911: Sir?
Man: I’m gonna drag him over to First ave & call you back.