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may 2026 grant you the freedom and energy to see something pointless happening online and say "girl idc"
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
may 2026 grant you the freedom and energy to see something pointless happening online and say "girl idc"
“It’s not even that cold out.”
—someone who drove to the function
—someone who drove to the function
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
“It’s not even that cold out.”
—someone who drove to the function
—someone who drove to the function
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[being walked in on while watching a minecraft youtube video] *slamming laptop closed* UHHH I WAS WATCHING PORN I SWEAR
December 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
[being walked in on while watching a minecraft youtube video] *slamming laptop closed* UHHH I WAS WATCHING PORN I SWEAR
actually frothing at the mouth over a sewing pattern that was supposed to be released before christmas but wasn't :(
December 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
actually frothing at the mouth over a sewing pattern that was supposed to be released before christmas but wasn't :(
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I hate watching A Christmas Story because it recreates a pre-urban renewal Cleveland and it hurts too much
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I hate watching A Christmas Story because it recreates a pre-urban renewal Cleveland and it hurts too much
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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economy fix: round every price <$10 down to the nearest dollar, round all higher prices down to the nearest multiple of $10, discontinue all coins except for quarters, rename quarters to Tokens, coin-operated machines such as vending and laundry capped at $0.75. note: I am not an economist
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
economy fix: round every price <$10 down to the nearest dollar, round all higher prices down to the nearest multiple of $10, discontinue all coins except for quarters, rename quarters to Tokens, coin-operated machines such as vending and laundry capped at $0.75. note: I am not an economist
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Thank you to all who continue to participate in the greatest policy debate in modern history. I’m going to respond to this thread with some frequently asked questions so we can focus our efforts on more productive conversation.
strangers are fighting to the death in my menchies over this pretty innocuous take and slinging devastating counterarguments like “what if I had to run away from a murderer” and “I like speeding”
one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Thank you to all who continue to participate in the greatest policy debate in modern history. I’m going to respond to this thread with some frequently asked questions so we can focus our efforts on more productive conversation.
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“It's not my duty as Mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. For me it's the same as if you bought a cow, or a refrigerator, and then asked me where you're going to put them.” — Mayor of Pontevedra, Spain (re-elected 6 times)
December 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“It's not my duty as Mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. For me it's the same as if you bought a cow, or a refrigerator, and then asked me where you're going to put them.” — Mayor of Pontevedra, Spain (re-elected 6 times)
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> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
even the link announcement lady says it like “Federal Way dOwNtOwN”
December 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
even the link announcement lady says it like “Federal Way dOwNtOwN”
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
THEY FIXED THE LIGHTS!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
THEY FIXED THE LIGHTS!!
this album was the song of the summer!
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
this album was the song of the summer!
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If women get too physically strong they'll beat the shit out of you and for that we must demonize any kind of exercise and hearty food for them
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If women get too physically strong they'll beat the shit out of you and for that we must demonize any kind of exercise and hearty food for them
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i will never forgive sam altman for how much damage he’s inflicted upon the em dash enjoyer community
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
i will never forgive sam altman for how much damage he’s inflicted upon the em dash enjoyer community
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Can anyone confirm if now is the time for hope?
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Can anyone confirm if now is the time for hope?
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Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Katie Wilson! @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
I’m looking forward to working together in building a city that is affordable, safe, and thriving for working families!
I’m looking forward to working together in building a city that is affordable, safe, and thriving for working families!
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Congratulations to Mayor-Elect Katie Wilson! @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social
I’m looking forward to working together in building a city that is affordable, safe, and thriving for working families!
I’m looking forward to working together in building a city that is affordable, safe, and thriving for working families!
bypassing the need for Adobe Illustrator or Affinity Vector by coding my own svgs directly in the browser
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
bypassing the need for Adobe Illustrator or Affinity Vector by coding my own svgs directly in the browser
got really excited about this accordion I coded
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
got really excited about this accordion I coded
the people who say “you don’t need an umbrella in Seattle and people who use them are tourists 😜” only say that because they drive everywhere SEND SKEET
October 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the people who say “you don’t need an umbrella in Seattle and people who use them are tourists 😜” only say that because they drive everywhere SEND SKEET
I need seattle’s incoming fleet of security cameras to immediately incinerate people who don’t use these
200+ bike and scooter corrals will be installed across Seattle to make it clearer and easier to find a place to park shared bikes and scooters.
These, created by local artist Roy (Eroyn) Franklin, were installed in partnership with Seattle Symphony, Benaroya Hall, and the Office of Arts & Culture.
These, created by local artist Roy (Eroyn) Franklin, were installed in partnership with Seattle Symphony, Benaroya Hall, and the Office of Arts & Culture.
October 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I need seattle’s incoming fleet of security cameras to immediately incinerate people who don’t use these