Audree Heartburn
@audreeheartburn.bsky.social
Not Audrey Hepburn yet.
Pinned
My joints predict the weather better than any app.
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When the doorbell rings.
May 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
When the doorbell rings.
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Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
May 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
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I made a starter pack
go.bsky.app/3Xf79hC
go.bsky.app/3Xf79hC
June 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I made a starter pack
go.bsky.app/3Xf79hC
go.bsky.app/3Xf79hC
Every day I try to live, laugh, love, but mostly I just scroll.
June 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Every day I try to live, laugh, love, but mostly I just scroll.
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40 out of 50 dentists agree that fractions was a waste of time.
June 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
40 out of 50 dentists agree that fractions was a waste of time.
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He is disgusting.
Lindsey Graham Slammed For Posting Casually Cruel Threat Aimed At Greta Thunberg
What is wrong with him?
www.comicsands.com
June 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
He is disgusting.
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The ultimate water sausage compilation:
June 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The ultimate water sausage compilation:
I survived dial-up and disco. I’ll survive this, too.
May 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I survived dial-up and disco. I’ll survive this, too.
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These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
November 29, 2024 at 2:19 PM
These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
go.bsky.app/8pZS7se
My joints predict the weather better than any app.
May 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My joints predict the weather better than any app.
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sometimes posting a thought is just the only way to stop thinking it. it's the world's problem now
May 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
sometimes posting a thought is just the only way to stop thinking it. it's the world's problem now
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Perilous journeys of the utmost importance
May 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Perilous journeys of the utmost importance
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Fine, thanks for asking
May 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Fine, thanks for asking
Retired, but still extremely opinionated.
May 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Retired, but still extremely opinionated.
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I'm awake and I don't wanna be.
May 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I'm awake and I don't wanna be.
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Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.
May 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.
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Me: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds*
The seeds: hehe perfect
Me: *poops in a toilet*
The seeds: no wtf
The seeds: hehe perfect
Me: *poops in a toilet*
The seeds: no wtf
May 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Me: *eats a fruit and swallows its seeds*
The seeds: hehe perfect
Me: *poops in a toilet*
The seeds: no wtf
The seeds: hehe perfect
Me: *poops in a toilet*
The seeds: no wtf
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Love to see it !!!
Twitter’s dominance ‘over’ as Bluesky becomes new hub for research.
Data indicates more scholars turning to alternative social media site to post about their work after Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover
www.timeshighereducation.com/news/xs-domi...
Data indicates more scholars turning to alternative social media site to post about their work after Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover
www.timeshighereducation.com/news/xs-domi...
X’s dominance ‘over’ as Bluesky becomes new hub for research
Data indicates more scholars turning to alternative social media site to post about their work after Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover
www.timeshighereducation.com
May 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Love to see it !!!