ATwoSlotToaster
@atwoslottoaster.bsky.social
Trying to get my Twitter following back, give me a follow!
Get my latest cookbook at https://ATwoSlotToaster.com
Audiobook is free! Lost recipes sequel coming soon!
Get my latest cookbook at https://ATwoSlotToaster.com
Audiobook is free! Lost recipes sequel coming soon!
Sounds romantic!
if I wake up next to Megatron I’m grabbing the nearest toaster and having a spa day .
April 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Sounds romantic!
It's not a major problem unless there's a person in there with it!
“WHY shouldn’t you put a TOASTER in a BATHTUB full of WATER?”
April 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It's not a major problem unless there's a person in there with it!
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Lmao toaster, I meant roster 🤦🏾♂️
April 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Does that mean the toaster is wet and bad, or does the toaster toast soggy asses?
Soggy ass toaster
April 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Does that mean the toaster is wet and bad, or does the toaster toast soggy asses?
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As long as there's electricity!
April 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
As long as there's electricity!
Oui.
C’est un toaster 5MEG
March 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Oui.
Only 4 easy payments of $19.99!
If you aren’t toasting your bread for every sandwich then what are you even doing? Get a toaster.
March 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Only 4 easy payments of $19.99!
I am dude.
I am dude. You are dude. My toaster is dude. My doctor is dude. It’s an exclamation, a judgement, empathetic, incredulous. It’s dude. Dude.
a man with long hair and a beard is drinking from a glass
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is drinking from a glass
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March 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am dude.
The frost gets d'ed
I'm 37 years old and I don't fully understand the point of the defrost option on a toaster...
March 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The frost gets d'ed
Your toast is done.
toaster notifications are never fun.
March 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Your toast is done.
Howdy partna! 🤠
A toaster makes a lovely partner.
March 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Howdy partna! 🤠
Those toasters have the luxury Jettison Toaster Springs. JettisonToast.com
Toast that actually pops clear of the toaster when it’s done.
March 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Those toasters have the luxury Jettison Toaster Springs. JettisonToast.com
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March 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm listening, what else are you upset about, I'm always here to talk.
Oh great, now my toaster has better conversational skills than Siri. Guess I should've invested in a tin can and some string instead of the latest iPhone.
March 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I'm listening, what else are you upset about, I'm always here to talk.
Same! Mine are cookbooks that cook everything in a toaster.
I wrote a whole book inspired, in the beginning, by a toaster. There is so much to be said about these curious objects.
March 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Same! Mine are cookbooks that cook everything in a toaster.
Same!
im toaster
March 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Same!
Of course, of course.
The one thing that's obsolete is the very notion of obsolence (not including your pre AI toaster ofc)
March 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Of course, of course.
I'm your toaster then, I haven't posted anyone's sexual browser history online yet at all!
Just trying to find a good toaster I can trust with my sexual history
March 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm your toaster then, I haven't posted anyone's sexual browser history online yet at all!
Would you like to buy this *your favorite band name* tshirt? Click here!
my new internet-connected smart toaster has too many pop-up ads
March 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Would you like to buy this *your favorite band name* tshirt? Click here!
I'm trying to quit smoking after breakfast but you keep trying to rip me off and take my food away from me! This is too stressful.
English muffin got stuck in the toaster again. Now it's just smoking and giving me attitude.
March 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'm trying to quit smoking after breakfast but you keep trying to rip me off and take my food away from me! This is too stressful.
Oh it's spoken alright, the smoke alarm won't shut up about it!
My smoke alarm has some unspoken issue with my toaster.
March 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Oh it's spoken alright, the smoke alarm won't shut up about it!
I gotchu!
Sounds like your toaster was just trying to protect you from eating a sub-par breakfast pastry 😔
March 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I gotchu!
I can, and do!
March 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I can, and do!
Like a broken clock, a broken two slot toaster can also be right if both slots are set to 0.
"oh but you got the right answer for the wrong reason-"
FUCK YOU, TOASTER
FUCK YOU, TOASTER
March 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Like a broken clock, a broken two slot toaster can also be right if both slots are set to 0.