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Atty. Chris.
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I’m a lawyer. I like fire, ancient languages, and soccer. Milwaukee.
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CHRIS
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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When Columbia, Cornell, and Northwestern send material asking for donations, do they include links to a Trump SuperPAC so donors don't have to bother with a middle man?
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Honestly, this was the best part of the this year’s parade
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Busta Rhymes? Lil Jon? What is happening?!
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Professor Noah Feldman was my classmate twice over. He is one of the more brilliant minds I have ever encountered. I love how he lays it plain here.
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It’s time.
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Funny enough, Google’s new mantra is “Do evil.”
NEW: Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while also removing apps designed to warn communities about ICE officials.

“Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now."
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Nope, we’re going to resist by throwing cheese bricks into the exhaust stacks.
META SAYS IT WILL BUILD A $1 BILLION DATA CENTER IN WISCONSIN TO EXPAND ITS TECH INFRASTRUCTURE, SHOWING A SIGNIFICANT INVESTMENT IN THE REGION
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I am so crabby that I can’t watch the Packers game because Disney and Google can’t get along. The rage is strong in me.
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
We’re finally in that in-between season where the Halloween people that still have decorations out are battling the Christmas people who have already put their decorations out.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Let’s talk about ICE. This post is long, but it’s worth reading to understand how to protect your right to privacy.

It might sound extreme, but everyday Americans may soon want to consider face coverings for reasons far beyond health or fashion.
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sorry, but the Steelers’ jerseys look like AI slop.

#gopackgo
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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The Bezos-owned Washington Post wants you to know that there’s nothing wrong with the Bezos and Friends-funded President Oligarch Ballroom for Doing Bribes and Stuff, sponsored by Jeff Bezos.

Also, its owner in no way resembles a steroidal thumb that sprouted like a potato, that’s on the record.
October 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Being a St. Louisan, I have expectations of fried ravioli that no Wisconsin restaurant has been able to meet. We shall see if tonight’s challenger will prevail.
a man in a tuxedo is holding a microphone in front of a crowd
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media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
RELEASE THE BUBBLES
October 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Never in a million years would
I have believed that my very conservative city turned out a MASSIVE No King’s Day protest in the busiest commercial district in the area.

Oh, and you’d better believe I brought the bubble maker.
October 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Vaccines are safe and effective.

Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support.

When you want information, ask your doctor.

It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO
two men are standing next to each other with their mouths open in a room .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other with their mouths open in a room .
media.tenor.com
October 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There was just a Christmas commercial on TV. Burn it all down.
October 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
@cseguin03.bsky.social Yankees just pushed out an update
October 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM