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Atty. Chris.
@attychris.bsky.social
I’m a lawyer. I like fire, ancient languages, and soccer. Milwaukee.
“Here are the five things that the death of my only child taught me about SEO.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
And 85% of posts on LI are AI-written now. It’s a wasteland.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Did you invite yourself to that, too?
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
🤣🤣
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So close—Motor City.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Are you sure that’s a good idea?”
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“Maybe I should file a cover letter for the judge to explain what we’re trying to do?”
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“Why don’t you just withdraw the Amended Complaint instead of filing a second Amended Complaint that’s identical to the original Complaint?”
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Oof, I’m local counsel for a firm that’s in my industry and they’re good folks and typically take my advice, except for one young buck who keeps wanting to do things a particular way. It’s backfired on him a few times so I copy his supervising partner, whom I also know, to keep him on track.
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
What is wrong with her?
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
TENACIOUS D?!?
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Reposted by Atty. Chris.
CHRIS
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I made a funny!
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You forgot Trump memorabilia.
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If you like that, try Spotted Cow. It’s only sold in Wisconsin and people get busted for buying kegs and transporting them across state lines to bars. 😆
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Blue Moon is the best.
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Is this how you got admitted to the bar? 😆
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
But I bet you can tell me everything there is to know about tea and the Patriots though.

Bellicheck—love him or hate him?
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
What do you think about France’s post-WWI decision to build the Maginot Line?
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you turn down the Metallica from a ten to a six, you might focus better.
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Mike’s version hurts more. 😆
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

- Big Mike
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM